specialized has a form where if you're an essential worker they want to give you a bike apparently!! even their low-end stuff is miles better than a k-mart bike - snatch one up if you can, imho. #bikeing https://www.specialized.com/us/en/essential-rides-form

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 22, 2020, 07:08

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 22, 2020, 07:08

Apr 22, 2020, 07:08

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

I too wish to yell "going uuUUUUPPPP!" before I jump down a lift shaft in my mech

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 22, 2020, 06:50

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Apr 22, 2020, 06:50

Apr 22, 2020, 06:50

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

https://twitter.com/aurahack/status/1228150992371216384?s=20

Tag yourself I’m

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 22, 2020, 06:36

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**Souvlaki Space Station** @anarchiv@todon.nl · Apr 22, 2020, 06:36

Apr 22, 2020, 06:36

Souvlaki Space Station @anarchiv@todon.nl

fixed it

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 20, 2020, 19:45

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🚲 @the_gayest_doggo@whomst.dog · Apr 20, 2020, 19:45

Apr 20, 2020, 19:45

🚲 @the_gayest_doggo@whomst.dog

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 21:46

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**gabby kar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Apr 21, 2020, 21:46

Apr 21, 2020, 21:46

gabby kar @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu

none country with left old men

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:31

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:31

Apr 21, 2020, 21:31

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Hands up everyone who plays Arknights who also kept Amiya as their assistant even though there are other characters they really like but just can't bear the thought of upsetting that poor bunny

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:28

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:28

Apr 21, 2020, 21:28

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

tired: virtual boy
wired: virtual girl

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:27

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 21:27

Apr 21, 2020, 21:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

what if old pcs weren't actually beige, but they had really bright colours, and just faded into beige over time?

what if all colours eventually turned beige depending on the age of the item in question. the beigening

...

......I should probably go to sleep

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 20:48

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**kae, by the ocean** @k@cybre.space · Apr 21, 2020, 20:48

Apr 21, 2020, 20:48

kae, by the ocean @k@cybre.space

Step 1: give the starfish rollerskates

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 20:34

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**tuff girls bot** @tuff_girls@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2020, 20:34

Apr 21, 2020, 20:34

tuff girls bot @tuff_girls@mastodon.social

http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/1739699
source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/44483734

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 19:53

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**WelshPixie, Unseelie Fae** @welshpixie@mastodon.art · Apr 21, 2020, 19:53

Apr 21, 2020, 19:53

WelshPixie, Unseelie Fae @welshpixie@mastodon.art

Volume up! 😁

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 19:46

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**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2020, 19:46

Apr 21, 2020, 19:46

josef @jk@mastodon.social

BEHIND THE TOOT i was actually going to do a joke about eight-segment displays but i'm kinda tired i guess. and i wrote "tired: eight segment" and then blinked and it said "egg statement" instead. and it was so much better than whatever it was i was gonna write

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Apr 21, 2020, 19:47

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**TAILWAGGER.GIF** @pup_hime@slime.global · Apr 21, 2020, 19:47

Apr 21, 2020, 19:47

TAILWAGGER.GIF @pup_hime@slime.global

let👏anime👏girls👏have👏abs

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 19:40

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 19:40

Apr 21, 2020, 19:40

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

(continued)

...he just paused, then grinned slightly, and IMMEDIATELY went "I infinity +1 dare you". and I was so fuckin' SCANDALISED like "OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP TO INFINITY PLUS ONE THAT'S AGAINST... The... rules???"

and he was grinning because he knew. he knew there WERE no rules.

and I was pissed. because he did it before I was gonna do it! and I'm sure he knew that, so he got the jump on me.

Props to him for figuring out that rule was BS tho. good job, dude.

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 19:39

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Apr 21, 2020, 19:39

Apr 21, 2020, 19:39

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Random Memory Address Access:

So you know that game kids play often where it's like "I dare you" "I DOUBLE dare you" "Well I TRIPLE Dare you!!" and so on until Infinity Dare, and then of course the next, and final logical step is Infinity +1 Dare?

Will never forget the day me and my little brother stopped ever doing that.

I can't even remember what the fuck it is we were doing this over, not that it matters anyway, but we got as far as me going "I TRIPLE dare you!" and...