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ph, ear, kinda rather gross 

ooo I think my ear is finally getting better. left side of my face isn't swollen up any more, my ear is doing that clicky thing again which implies the swelling's getting tot he point it's not gonna block the canal any more, and... well okay it's still gunky and smells foul but... yeah it's not... SUPER LEAKY any more, that's good. yay \o/

hopefully I can ease off on the painkillers too.

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lesbians

robot girls

robot girlsbians

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Sam the Octopus

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD

ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

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josef

the kind of person who would use a Windows 95 desktop theme for linux (i.e., me) would only use one if it actually WAS pixel-perfect and identical in all ways (spacing, borders, fonts, icons, etc) so its really a mystery why 'Chicago95' exists

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Rena.lia (Rogue Nanoswarm)

seriously the screenfilling fifth character is just corn that stayed humble instead of just... sitting there. Neglected.

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josef

back in the 50s when data storage was less dense, one CD took up an entire room thats why they called it a CD-ROOM

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Alexander Bochmann

Oh, yet another followbot. Blocked social.sphere.com.ai (which seems to have a single unlisted account sphere@social.sphere.com.ai).

#fediblock

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The Mother

Twitter Link, Angela Davis on trans/non-binary folks (+++) 

twitter.com/nkate96/status/127

I needed this today.

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foosh

animorphs is available for free and ka applegate is a trans-supportive parent, so there's no excuse for letting your kids read harry potter

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foosh

see how the gaslighting works? people are being told they're suffering ‘re-entry anxiety’

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Evil Gremlin part of my brain: :)
Me and good Gremlin part of my brain: ....

Me:... Actually...
G1: yeah that was actually pretty funny, ngl.

G2: :)... Wait what :|

Me: yeah that hypermasc over the top bullshit is hilarious honestly, I love parodying how ridiculous it is.
G1: ya! That was a great idea!

G2: D: n-nooo

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Food, caps, powerthirst style bullshit inside, memetic hazard 

Still not enough for you? FUCK YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

but don't worry, we here at BROATS know what our customers really want.

A BREAKFAST THAT WILL PUT HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST. Inside every box of delicious nutritious BROATS is A FREE JAR OF PROTEIN POWDER. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT IN THEEEEERREEEEE

buy BROATS today! GET MAAAAANLYYYYYY

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Food, caps, powerthirst style bullshit inside, memetic hazard 

What's that?? Broats contain regular oats? YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT?! THEY'RE DELICIOUUUUUUS

plus you forgot about VITAMINS AND MINERAAAAAAALLLLSSSS

You thought we were done with just that?
HELL NO
we FORTIFIED it even more with LITERAL FORTIFICATIONS

Now just buying BROATS requires you to singlehandedly besiege a castle! REAL MEN ONLYYYYY!!! (trebuchetsiegeenginesarmourswordandbatteringramsoldseparately)

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Food, caps, powerthirst style bullshit inside, memetic hazard 

Broats! It's Oats, but for MEN!!!!!!
FORTIFIED with ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS
That's like POWERUPS IN VIDEOGAMES and ROCKS AND SHIT
THAT'S HOW MANLY YOU'LL BE, CRUNCHING ON ROCKS SO BRODACIOUSLY IT'LL MAKE YOU EVEN MANLIERRRRR
porridge??? GET THAT GOLDILOCKS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!! That's for LITTLE GIRLS who RUN AWAY FROM BEARS
With BROATS, you go into the Bears house and then THEY BECOME YOUR SERVANTS IN YOUR NEW BEAR STAFFED HOUSE!

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josef

found an old chatlog from 11 years ago and saw i'd sent someone a link to something on youtube. so i clicked on it to see if the link was still working 11 years later. anyway turns out i just rickrolled myself 11 years in the future

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

@heartles thedailywtf.com/articles/OMGWT "fuck it just use OCR"

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Fox Thirty Eight 🦊🌹

police mismanagement, capol, la 

The LAPD has explicitly said that if defunding started, it would cut down on funding for 911 response time and rape investigations.

And not, say, spying or military machinery.

@OCRbot

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g z t

@moonwater This is important: don't talk to the police without your lawyer, especially dont' talk to the FBI. Lying to the FBI is a crime and they will prosecute you, and their definition of a lie is much more lenient than yours. Don't say a thing to the FBI other than, "I am not talking to you, I want a lawyer."

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Me: *sitting having a nice relaxing morning chilling out while pain meds kick in*
The gremlin part of my brain: Oats :D
Me: :D OATS
The OTHER gremlin part of my brain: :) broats
first gremlin part: D: no don't listen it's a tra-
Entirety of my brain: *immediately putting together a fictional ad campaign for the sort of people who would buy (and the people who would even THINK of MAKING) porridge oats marketed to gross hypermasc dudebros who are afraid of anything "girly"*
Me, G1: D8
G2: :)

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you're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you gordon?

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