gay chemical @PolyCement@computerfairi.es

me: "i wanna make banana bread, please dont eat these bananas, i need at least 2"
housemates: "ok"
housemates: *eats all but one of the bananas*

i thought this name wouldn't fit but when i saw that its exactly the right length i HAD to keep it

hmmmm i guess this name is outdated now its winter huh

@BatElite i might have tampered with his right hand just a little,

help i cant stop making shitty exodia edits

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🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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wild how some people try and pull the whole respectable gay shit like "being gay is only a tiny part of who we are" then im just here at all times like "goddd. im so fuckin gay"

extremely tired and extremely gay...... time for bed imo

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i was messing around trying to figure out how to make a sugarcane farm and uh,

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im a teaching assistant on a java course and every damn year we get a handful of students who think they're hotshots cos they did a bit of coding beforehand, and who then throw tantrums when they get penalised for their bad habits

like damn dude i dont care that u know about exception handling, writing statements like "if (x == false)" is still garbage and i'll gladly take all ur quality marks off for it until u learn not to do it

i was away for like a week cos i was visiting my gf and i dont have a mastodon client on my phone (or room to install one), anyway i had an extremely good time and miss her a lot

this is a yugioh shitpost account now

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hmmmm im supposed to stop taking spiro today.... i hope the decapeptyl in my buttcheek is working

hmmm nothin broke when i pulled my dotfiles to my laptop but i did find out that xrdb had somehow gotten uninstalled?? so my terminal looked like Hot Garbage

him wide

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ouroboros...... the snake that ate its own ass.................

i keep all my dotfiles in a github repo and i just made my first commit to it in like 5 months so now i'm scared to pull it to my laptop cos i know damn well it'll break

my gp doubled my estrogen dose but didn't actually double the quantity on my prescription so i only got enough for a month instead of 2, cool, nice