Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es
I'm as queer as they come, and a mess to boot. I post art and complain, that's kinda my thing.
he/him/his or ne/nem/nir please
also, here's some links i'll update at a moment's notice:
ko-fi - https://ko-fi.com/PrinceFlamingo
instagram - https://www.instagram.com/princeflamingo/
picarto - https://picarto.tv/princesdumbgayart
discord - @PrinceFlamingo#6798
Joined Dec 2018
My life is like a twisted house of mirrors where my dreams get twisted into nightmares in real time
New years angstxiety
I love my girlfriend, i repeat to myself as i prepare for this new years party and secretly wish to disappear
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The singular form of "amoeba" is "amiibo".
What do you do when both you and your girlfriend are really anxious and indecisive people and one of us really doesn't wanna do something but the other one really does and we keep tryna make the other person happy and make the call on their comfort and we keep going and going in circles and we just gotta make a decision but neither of us wants to???
@feathersong dang this is on point tbh...
The Pearl district sucks tho
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Thinking about becoming canon
I feel like i have sufficiently attention-whored now
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Person: you're too sensitive
Me: *finger hovering over block button* hm :/// so strange :/// sorry you feel that way
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Parents: haha! Violating my child's personal boundaries is so cute! I love when they wince and try to run away from my displays of affection!
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A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.
"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"
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Haha, yes, hello fellow meat sacks. I, too, am a homo sapien. Please, provide me with your personal queries so we may form a pleasant social relationship.
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I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time
Good morning, lovelies
Now time to boost my own jokes from last night for the morning crowd
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CULTURAL MARXISM
VERSUS
SOCIETAL LENINISM
FIGHT
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"You're too sensitive!" they cry.
"Stop, It's too sensitive!" they cry, as I pull out another fingernail.
Person: you're too sensitive
Me: *finger hovering over block button* hm :/// so strange :/// sorry you feel that way
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I know your cat is perfect, but mine is perfect, too. #catsofmastodon
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All trees are sexy, some of them just don't know it.
I'm as queer as they come, and a mess to boot. I post art and complain, that's kinda my thing.
he/him/his or ne/nem/nir please
also, here's some links i'll update at a moment's notice:
ko-fi - https://ko-fi.com/PrinceFlamingo
instagram - https://www.instagram.com/princeflamingo/
picarto - https://picarto.tv/princesdumbgayart
discord - @PrinceFlamingo#6798
Joined Dec 2018
