Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

And now the fingers a r e g o i n
WEWEWEWEWEEWW

HOO BOY EVERYTHING IS REALLY FUNNY
AND I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT OR EVEN CROOKED
I'M GONNA EAT CANDY CANES

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

Haha, yes, hello fellow meat sacks. I, too, am a homo sapien. Please, provide me with your personal queries so we may form a pleasant social relationship.

I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

Side note - Frailty is a great movie y'all should see if you like crime thrillers

How the heck did True Detective make Matthew McConaughey of all people consistently look so greasy and gross?

Okay i'll art dump more some other time so stay tuned

Cuties squabblin

#art #mastoart #ink #cute

This is also an oldie but a goldie because i still use this as a reaction image

Snowy the bat returns in a quick snapchat scribble

#art #mastoart #bat #furry #monsterboy

This one is an old tablet doodle I'm too soft on for some reason. It's just so... #blue

#art #mastoart #snuggles #cuteboys

This one is SUUUPER old, but i like how it looks and keep meaning to redraw it.

This one is kinda old. Not the biggest fan, especially of the hair, but I figured I'd share it.

#art #mastoart #digital #boyo

Drowning boys
The third one I drew like...months after the first two. Which is why it looks so different lol

#art #mastoart #depression #digital #prettyboys

This one is just a doodle page lol

#art #mastoart #doodle #digital