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take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

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Mental health 

I'm always low-key depressed, but this last week has been so emotionally exhausting. I'm definitely on a downswing. My brand of depression is pretty catatonic and imposter-syndrome-y. I keep feeling like I'm angry and disappointed with myself.

reasons to marry luigi if given the chance:

1) tradesman in an industry with consistent work
2) owns real estate
3) knows how to vacuum

Sliding into dms, possible abuse of fame? 

Oh, and it's apparent they've been going through your entire insta cause they liked a post from 2017

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Sliding into dms, possible abuse of fame? 

That moment when someone who recently became famous slides into your dms randomly... ๐Ÿ˜ฅ but you're not sure if they're just trying to be nice or being a creep?

"Itโ€™s not clear whether people can tighten the shoes manually or if the Android update locks the shoes out completely."

mobilesyrup.com/2019/02/20/nik

LOL...wtf...app bricks your "smart shoes" and now you can't lace them up, because someone thought shoes that need an app to tighten them was...good?

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Stickers, video 

My helmet has almost reached peak power

when i was a kid i had the sims, and this being europe it had french and german on the packaging

underneath "the sims" it said "les sims" and "die sims", incidentally these are the two most popular things to do on the sims

Flung a spoon at my eye. My bosses now know how much of a klutz I am. Great. Lol

Nobody could possibly dunk on me harder than groggy 10am me locking myself out of the bedroom in a bath robe

Well Haunting of Hill House made me cry like 6 times so that's a two-thumbs-up from me.

Just, look up CWs first, it's got some rough stuff in it.

Food, song lyrics, caps 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEEDED
I NEEDED NACHOS WITH CHEESE

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