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"Itโ€™s not clear whether people can tighten the shoes manually or if the Android update locks the shoes out completely."

mobilesyrup.com/2019/02/20/nik

LOL...wtf...app bricks your "smart shoes" and now you can't lace them up, because someone thought shoes that need an app to tighten them was...good?

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Stickers, video 

My helmet has almost reached peak power

when i was a kid i had the sims, and this being europe it had french and german on the packaging

underneath "the sims" it said "les sims" and "die sims", incidentally these are the two most popular things to do on the sims

Flung a spoon at my eye. My bosses now know how much of a klutz I am. Great. Lol

Nobody could possibly dunk on me harder than groggy 10am me locking myself out of the bedroom in a bath robe

Well Haunting of Hill House made me cry like 6 times so that's a two-thumbs-up from me.

Just, look up CWs first, it's got some rough stuff in it.

Food, song lyrics, caps 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEEDED
I NEEDED NACHOS WITH CHEESE

Estrangement, triggers, fixating, paranoia, nausea 

I feel sick. Considering going home but I know this is just in my head. I need to focus on something else.

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Estrangement, triggers, fixating, paranoia 

I know I'm being paranoid. I sometimes wish I could just cut off my brother. He's the only family I have left and I want him to get away from them. He won't listen. He says they're not so bad and everyone keeps to themselves but I can see the poison seeping out of his mouth with every word spoken. The dark clouds that loom over him.

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Estrangement, triggers, fixating, paranoia 

How do I know he's not using my brothers computer to check on me? My brother doesn't seem like the kind of person to hide passwords or even lock his computer. When I lived at home my father knew all my passwords. What if he's been keeping tabs on me and I didn't know

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Estrangement, triggers, fixating 

The only mutual connection we have is my brother, who is sworn to secrecy, lest he lose me too.

Sometimes I feel like running off and moving away and changing my name and my face to be free of this fear.

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Estrangement, triggers, fixating 

Saw an imposing Chrysler vehicle that looks like what my father would drive. Had to calm myself down from the absurd thought that he could track me down and come to my workplace. It's completely implausible. But my brain persists.

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Estrangement, sarcasm, triggers, fixating 

Gee whiz I love when my brain decided to start fixating on my estrangement from my folks. Love it so much. Ugh

Segregation, concentration, American political climate 

Reading a book from 2003 where the concept of segregating a group of people in America is portrayed with shock and disbelief. "It couldn't happen here, not in /America/!"

Yeaaaah. Super unbelievable. ๐Ÿ˜

Harassment, mentally unstable person 

Intervened on a guy harassing a woman on the bus this morning. He seemed out of it and referenced 51-50, so I figured I'd step in and ask him to back off.

It went fairly well, but I hope he's okay.

Public display of affection 

Hey y'all i fucking love my wife, gf, and nbf that's all โค๏ธ

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