Sargoth (fairy aspect) @Sargoth@computerfairi.es
*dances for a bit, then smiles and says helo*
Joined Apr 2017
a mlem powerful enough to move mountains and endear hearts thousands of miles away
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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Photosynthesis is basically magic.
That's my conclusion after 4 years of studying it.
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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tired: writing web standards through a long and complicated standards process
wired: writing web standards by messaging cute fairies and asking them what they think about things
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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robots. robots robots robots robots
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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beavers are just impersonathing michael from vsauce at each other
High-powered industrial grade mlems
do not operate while intoxicated or doing heavy emotional processing
a respectable number of toots
You're a lizard, Harry
These mlems are too strong
we cannot contain their power
mlem anarchy is loosed upon the world
*swims across the lake*
*gradually comes closer*
*due to the size of the lake, this process takes some time*
*finally gets close enough to strike up a conversation*
hey
*continues swimming*
*is probably still at it*
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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mmmmmmmmblep
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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put those earplugs in. buckle up. and prepare for - deafeningly powerful mlems
Sargoth (fairy aspect)
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why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet
Become the semi-digital entity you want to see cuddle in the world
*dances for a bit, then smiles and says helo*
Joined Apr 2017
