Sargoth (fairy aspect) @Sargoth@computerfairi.es

I'm not saying we should build a pocket dimension and fill it with cats, but, if we somehow stumbled into a situation where we could pour billions of dollars into making this a reality, we might want to consider the option

Disembodied voice: if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm

Me: thank the yods

that subtle shift in ambient computer noise that happens when you close a resource intensive process

bop if you agree

Dead-end phrases in adventure games

for all intensive porpoises

to mlem
and not to yield

They say it couldn't be done
*looks at an infinite regression of bongo cats snaking all across the universe*
I think what they meant was that it shouldn't be done, and they were right

*approaches the space station from really far away*
*slowly gets closer, in oh so imperceptible increments*
*the sheer magnitude of the vastness of space is accentuated by the time it takes to finally get there*
*finally gets there*
Hey
*continues to drift, ever onward*

she dreamt she was a bulldozer
she dreamt she was alone in an empty field

computers
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yes

bloopcore

It was foretold by gyromancy

a big book of smol moods