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beavers are just impersonathing michael from vsauce at each other

High-powered industrial grade mlems

do not operate while intoxicated or doing heavy emotional processing

These mlems are too strong
we cannot contain their power
mlem anarchy is loosed upon the world

*swims across the lake*
*gradually comes closer*
*due to the size of the lake, this process takes some time*
*finally gets close enough to strike up a conversation*
hey
*continues swimming*
*is probably still at it*

put those earplugs in. buckle up. and prepare for - deafeningly powerful mlems

why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet

Become the semi-digital entity you want to see cuddle in the world

me: computer!!

computer: aah!!!

me: shit shist sorry i didnt mean to startle u

computer: its ok

Become the site of accidental poetry you want to cuddle at in the world

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!