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A Proper : Aging backwards while getting better. A woman transcending gender in the ebb of the Diaspora. Mostly pics of me, my garden, and the sky. Work-safe, although vapor clouds will be present. Will make random references to anime, music, and instruments made in Japan. African-Ojibwe-German-Scot from Potawami land, living in Southern Cascadia. I'm Ayila Jamie Bailey. And I Matter.

Hi!

@ScottSoCal Well, when in Rome, you know.

Next time, I’ll bring the pets along!

@QasimRashid

We are a non-profit food bank based in New York City, and we’re sending you one of our favorite dad jokes in the hopes of getting a boost.

A customer walks into a shoe store and approaches the sales clerk. β€œI need a pair of those orthodox shoes, please.”
The clerk responds, β€œI think you mean orthopedic shoes.”
β€œOh,” said the customer. β€œI stand corrected.”

Please follow us if you’d like to help promote #FoodJustice in #NewYorkCity. We may even tell the occasional #DadJoke.

Now Musk is saying if Apple and Google block Twitter on their app stores, presumably for failure to moderate hate speech and for safety, he will just create a new phone.

So it’s going well, right?

Every millennial I know seems shocked and offended that we're entering middle age, and I completely agree with them.

@charlotteclymer If you think millennials have it rough, imagine how offended I am that people who weren't born when I was attending my 20 year high school reunion can legally drink.

I am just dying right now! ☠️

HOW was this done last year- and I missed it? 😳 #StarTrek #AllIWantForChristmasIsQ #Christmas πŸŽ„

For #SmallBusinessSaturday I'd like to be very biased & recommend my wife's small businessβ€”Equal Entranceβ€”which she's single handed built from the ground up.

She has ~100+ items for adults and children. Check her work at equalentrance.com & thank you for the support!

For my new Mastodon follows, a quick primer on me:

β€’I'm a human rights lawyer, author, immigrant, father, husband, and dad joke maven.πŸ˜‰

β€’I'm at @QasimRashid across most every social media platform so if you prefer Patreon, IG, FB, YouTube, TikTok, Twitch, Post, Twitter, or Tribel, you can find me there.

β€’I hope you sub to my free email list serve. I promise I don't spam or sell lists, but do enjoy the direct dialogue. Sub here: landing.mailerlite.com/webform

Much love & thank you for the follow!❀️

One of the most prominent Nazis around just waltzed in and had dinner with the Republican Party Leader, and not a single Republican has the courage to condemn it.

Proving once again when MAGAs got upset Biden called them "semi-fascist," they were upset he used the word "Semi."

Can you do me a favor?

1. Boost this post.
2. Go follow @bytesizedadventures and @TheCommuniTeaPot... both accounts are based accounts trying to make the world a better place.

@georgetakei I didn't tweet, but I did browse for your tweets. Now I've created a Mastadon account, and you were my 3rd follow.
Lifelong Trekkie but I read you for your kick-ass posts!

It’s #FollowFriday so I hope folks utilize the hashtag to find my account here!
Give me a boost! Maybe if I can show some of the big accounts on Twitter that it’s possible to grow sizably and quickly here, too, they’ll migrate over!

Doing an interview with the BBC to promote my upcoming musical β€œAllegiance” in London.
This is my legacy project, the work I am most proud of and am most eager to share with UK audiences. It tells the story of our community, when 120,000 Japanese Americans were put into barbed wire prison camps during WWII because we resembled the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
Allegiance is a celebration of the human spirit over adversity. #NeverForget
For tickets visit: allegiancemusical.com

@ayilathebailey Is a first pic obligatory? If so, here's me performing my true function as a cushion/perch for animals. The day job is just how the bills get paid.

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