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Can I just say that, as an autistic person, landing the seat behind the column at the company Christmas party is literally The. Best. Thing.

@nathan@mastodon.lol
First they came for the pterodactyls, and I said nothing, because I wasn't a flying lizard.

I don't understand why people bring flowers to someone who is dying in the hospital

Please take note, if you come to visit me on my death bed, I want weed and alcohol...no flowers!

If you need some perspective, browse @auschwitzmuseum or even follow them! Their frequent posts with names, pictures and details of those who died in concentration camps is humbling. It is unfathomable that they could go on posting so far beyond my lifetime. #holocaust #remembered

When you lose a sock in the dryer, it gets reincarnated as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit anything.

@Katzenjammer@mstdn.party I donated mine to Goodwill. I'm sure they'll find someone who can use it.

@ScottSoCal @callmejake
I never tire of asking Mormon elders what the missionary position is on different things.

Today, it's -40ΒΊC/-40ΒΊF in the Yukon wilderness around my cabin. Nature is calm, frigid, cold and utterly stunning. The air is freezing but still very refreshing for the lungs. In this natural environment, I danced to create warmth. I'm dispatching the good vibe to the world. Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/ezVd6pBiTtw

That's how people react when they find me on other platforms 🧑. Thanks for your love, folks πŸ™πŸ½

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

14th Amendment, Section 3 bars anyone from holding office who β€œengaged in insurrection" against the U.S.

This isn't some obscure provision. A New Mexico judge used it against an insurrectionist county commissioner.

Why shouldn't it also apply to Trump?

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Y'all are chasing working artists away from this place by harping on how "sad" and "pathetic" it is for them to hope for a large follower count here.

It's not about attention. It's about their bottom line. More followers means more commissions, more customers in their online shops, more direct exposure to people with hiring power. It's honestly really cruel to keep acting like they want adulation when really they just want to pay rent.

They have ample reason to mourn what they built.

@quirk We went all out with home automation, which was great (and still is, almost always) but then the internet went down for several hours, and we found out nothing in the house works without internet. No lights, no TV, no music. We could entertain ourselves by watching the microwave rotate food.

19 December 1941 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Frank Emanuel Polak, was born in Amsterdam.

In February 1944 he was deported to Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.

#Auschwitz #Birkenau #Holocaust #Shoah #Jews #history #histodons #Nazis #Germany #NeverForget #ww2 #Memorial #Remember #memory #children #Amsterdam #Netherlands

BREAKING: The January 6 Committee has officially made four CRIMINAL referrals to the Dept of Justice against Donald J. Trump. They are:

1β€”Obstruction of an official proceeding
2β€”Conspiracy to defraud the United States of America
3β€”Conspiracy to make a false statement (fake electors)
4β€”Incite, assist, or aid an Insurrection

Justice delayed is justice denied. DOJβ€”You’re up! Don’t let America down!

@CatsOfYore OK, you've ruined a perfectly good shame spiral. Now what will I do with my afternoon?
/kidding

@ozwobbly It only means he succeeded if we (generic "we") continue to engage in the birdsite. As more people leave, media's incentive to remain dwindles. Eventually even they will figure out they're speaking to an empty conference room.

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