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I want to acknowledge that when I said that β€œI was CEO of a Fortune 500 company” that may have been a slight exaggeration. What I mean to say was that I once ordered a meal at Arby’s.

Elon: I’m Batman

The market: bitch you ain’t even Robin

The price for Adam Fox to conspire to abduct Gov Whitmer and blow up a bridge?

16 years.

Showing the world Gov Whitmer is tough as nails and ready to be president?

Priceless.

@JaneinNJ @georgetakei
She's trying to get people killed, and based on her actions, I don't think she cares much who it is.

Americans can help defeat a fascist billionaire oligarchy with the choices they make but instead are like β€œchoosing a server is too hard!!” 😩

@georgetakei
Chaya Raichik is "Libs of Tik Tok". She's the one directly responsible for a Boston children's hospital getting bomb threats, armed people threatening children in libraries, and so much more. She's the evil one.

Pay attention to who they’re giving a platform to over at Fox News. Listen to their hateful, dehumanizing rhetoric. Then speak out against it forcefully.

It's here...Graze for Mastodon...for :ff: Firefox!

Use Mastodon 🐘 on desktop?

I made a browser extension to make following people, favoriting, bookmarking & boosting toots on remote instances as easy as your home instance! (1-click)!

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#mastodon #MastodonTips #fediverse #feditips #TwitterMigration #NewToMastodon #GrazeForMastodon #fediverse #firefox

Some of my #autistic friends may particularly appreciate this cartoon by @will_santino_illustration on Instagram, one of my favorite cartoonists. #neurodiversity

youtube.com/watch?v=jfFetUClEB βš‘οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± Ukraine calls for removal of Russia from UN Security Council | World Today (TVP World - Polish News in English VIDEO) #Ukraine #News #War #Russia

American Air Force veteran and former Congressional candidate Mark J. Lindquist is sleeping outside in a tent to raise money and supplies for Ukraine, which is struggling with constant Russian attacks, including attacks on its energy infrastructure that leave Ukrainians without heat and power.
β€œI am choosing to spend Christmas sleeping outside in Fargo, ND. My buddies in Ukraine didn’t choose this weareukraine.info/american-air source : admin #Ukraine

@SvnSxty
It's not a real problem unless your dog starts quoting Nietzsche. Then hide the knives.

Me: I don't think those pills I was given at the concert were for heartburn at all

My Dog: no probably not

Hey Mastodon...

This is just a friendly reminder that if you see any type of bullying, harassment, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, or casteism, REPORT THAT SHIT AND BLOCK THEM!

If you see any incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies, REPORT THAT SHIT AND BLOCK THEM!

If you see any dog-piling or doxxing of other users, REPORT THAT SHIT AND BLOCK THEM!

Do NOT tolerate anything above. EVER.

Let's keep Mastodon safe for EVERYONE.

@CoachMark@thecanadian.social
I found it - but so did you. It showed up for me because you boosted it.
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