ScottinSoCal πΊπ¦ π π³βπ @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es
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- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
@drfunkybutt@mastodon.online
See, I'm the opposite. I want my murder to be so spectacular they make a movie about it. Colin Farrell can play me, and then everyone will remember me with Collin Farrell's face.
@AnEnglishHuman@mstdn.party
You joke, but it's been done.
A bardcore version of Pumped Up Kicks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRIfsFefatg
βFailure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.β β Truman Capote
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RT @albir2024
πͺπΈβ€οΈπΊπ¦.Spain will accept 225 Ukrainian troops for basic training and training using Hawk air defense,
Spain will receive 225 Ukrainian troops on Thursday at an air force base near Madrid, including 20 people who will be trained in Hawk air defense systems.
As a dad I believe itβs my duty to embarrass my kids every chance I get, whether itβs with bad dad dancing at family weddings, telling funny stories about them to their friends, or pointing to them as public proof that someone has had the sex with me at least 3 times.
@Tobi_is_Fab
Seriously, we use extra large trashbags to cover it in storage, and put the thing away with everything but the ornaments still on it. So much faster and easier! Life's too short to waste time untangling tree lights.
I just now took my Christmas tree down today. I carried that whole motherfucker in one piece down to the basement with the tinsel still on it. Gotta streamline this shit as much as possible.
@jensorensen
No, not the toaster, but I did make a general recommendation for my new coffee grinder.
Hey, it's a good grinder.
Now that the holiday shopping season is over, 'tis the season for customer feedback surveys. A comic from a few months ago:
Happy news
In July I married a stupendous human. He is the wisest, most compassionate & loving person Iβve ever met. In June we are going to Scotland for my family reunion & I just wanted to share with you HOW VERY HAPPY I AM! Here we are right after our wedding π #happy #couple #summer #okanaganvalley #BC #scotland
@punkonbus1701@tenforward.social
He would have gotten whiplash if he'd seen this.
@DeanObeidallah
Yeah, still not gonna buy one.
"Tesla cut prices for some of its vehicles sold in the U.S. by nearly 20%, aiming to lure new buyers." Could it be because Elon Musk alienated the people who would actually buy his "woke mobiles"?! Yep! https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-cuts-prices-across-models-sold-in-u-s-11673586100?st=dnydgh9m5sjf2f7
Yes, "techbro" is a slur. That's why we say it
It had been an arduous night; staying on the run, moving from place to place, and keeping to the shadows. Finally, as the sun peeked out above the horizon, Clarence let out a sigh of relief. Surely the danger had now passed, he thought, and began to let himself relax. It was then that the vampire struck.
@nbcnews
Make polio great again!
Childhood vaccinations across the U.S fallen for a second year in a row, leaving hundreds of thousands of kids vulnerable to otherwise preventable illnesses. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/childhood-vaccinations-us-fall-leaving-kids-risk-preventable-disease-rcna65493
Republicans donβt care if George Santos is an unrepentant conman liar because they all are.
Our fact checking interns are beyond relieved that it's Friday.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Orientation
- So gay. So, so gay.
- JoeMyGod
- Ε ΔΕΕ§Ε§ Δ - πΊπ¦ π
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.
Joined Nov 2022
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