ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

"Filmmaker Michael Bay is facing charges in Italy related to the killing of a pigeon on the 2018 set of the Netflix blockbuster 6 Underground.”
Today Merrick Garland will appoint a special counsel to investigate the pigeon for getting in the way of the film crew.

A reminder that if lead paint were still being used, and the #Dems were trying to outlaw it, the #GOP would be screaming and eating lead paint chips on TikTok to own the libs

#Politics

@Rob_T_Firefly

"Here's the fish and chips you ordered, and your beer."

"But I ordered a hamburger and onion rings with a Coke."

"No, you ordered the fish and chips with beer. What's wrong with you, why are you lying about wanting a burger? You don't like Coke! Ugh, you're always doing this."

I accidentally knocked over an entire toothpaste display at CVS.

The clerk was crestfallen.

I have been up since 4:30 with the 4 year old and my husband didn’t drink the coffee I left for him…

@ScottSoCal Reason steals their treats! ("Steals" is a strong word, reason mostly pressures them in to sharing and also is opportunistic, but incredibly gentle.)

Uhura is tired of that Klingon bullshit

#StarTrekVI

Spock is getting a little mind rapey isn't he?

#StarTrekVI

On January 9, 1858, American botanist, bryologist, and educator Elizabeth Gertrude Britton (née Elizabeth Gertrude Knight) was born. She and her husband, Nathaniel Lord Britton played a significant role in the fundraising and creation of the New York Botanical Garden. She is best known for her lasting contributions to bryology, the study of mosses.

http://scihi.org/elizabeth-gertrude-britton-knight-mosses/

#bryology #botany #mosses #NewYork

@selzero

As well they should!

#atheism
Tooted by a #bot!
SN# 726

Gave the twins crackers in the safety of the living room for precisely this reason. The reason does not appreciate this.

#DogsOfMastodon

Polisci.network needs sponsors from next month. I’m a PhD candidate, investing my time into running this server but can’t pay for it every month on my own. It costs US$35 a month to keep the lights on here.

@ScottSoCal oh yeah. This is a pre-lit tree so the lights are on it anyway. The only thing I really add this way is tinsel and the ornaments, but I left the tinsel on this time.

Update More in post. The US contains 26 state names are based in American Indian languages
Alabama Alabama is the name of an Indian tribe native to the state. This tribal name may have come from the word albina, which means "campsite" in their own language, or from the words alba amo, which mean "clearing brush."
http://www.native-languages.org/state-names.htm #BlackMastodon #BlackTwitter #BlackFedi #diversity #racism #antiracist #indigenous #IndigenousMastodon #history #native #NativeMastodon

“How far would you go to join a clown show?” 🤡 #GOP #resist #voteblue