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You might want get a sense of humor. A literal world can be pretty miserable and frustrating.

RT @adnashmyash
I beg for everyone who see this post - PLEASE REPOST this video to show what Russia did to prosperous Mariupol in Ukraine.
Don't let Russian propagandists fool the whole world!
#RussiaIsATerroristState

RT @Ohforfuckssake2
#NAFO #auction #FeedTheWolves Vinyl wolf bag! 🐺 Please bid in replies to *this* post. Winner pays @georgian_legion Shipping is on me! Auction closes Friday day Feb. 10 6pm EST. Please RT @Kama_Kamilia @goblin__soup @Official_NAFO *more details in comments*

7 February 1942 | A Polish friar, a michalite, Wojciech Nierychlewski CSMA perished in Auschwitz. In KrakΓ³w he was in charge of the publishing and printing house.

In the camp from 10 January 1942.
No. 25468

#Auschwitz #Birkenau #ww2 #Poland #Nazis #Germany #NeverForget #education #history #histodons #Remember #otd #facts #michalite #priest #friar

@vincent
Stress relief is why I started walking, way back when. I usually walk 5-10 miles a day now, all at a pace of about 4 mph. I'm in better shape today than I was 20 years ago, and stress is more manageable.

Claiming someone elses marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut when you're on a diet. #samelove

yeah, it's all changed now, when my parents were growing up after the war you were lucky if you had one gender to share among the whole family, there was still rationing then mind you. If you were growing up somewhere rural like my mother there might not even be a gender in the whole village! Not really that long ago when you think about it...even when I was growing up in the eighties all my genders were hand me downs, I tell you something, kids these days don't know how good they've got it!!

There is trusting the laws of orbital mechanics on paper, and then there is strapping yourself into a maneuvering unit and wandering off from your ship 300 km above the surface of the Earth while moving at nearly 8 km/s.

McCandless spent one hour and 55 minutes untethered during this EVA, and the orbital period of the shuttle was just over 90 minutes. So unless I’m missing something, *Bruce McCandless completed a full orbit of Earth while disconnected from the shuttle*.

Strange week to have my name.

- I moved to Copenhagen, where every other company has "Dan" at the start of its name: Dan
- My ID at work is daben which my wife insists on reading as 倧笨 - "big idiot"
- Now redditors are using the name "Dan" when they want chatGPT to roleplay as an asshole

@NilaJones @therobburgessshow
There was no shortage of visionary Dems in the last Presidential primary. The people spoke. They wanted the stodgy moderate. And he won, so the country wanted the stodgy moderate, too.

If you want a visionary candidate to have a chance, you need to figure out how to get young people and poor people to vote. They consistenty stay home on election day and they're the ones most likely to vote their future.

A few winters ago, the city took one of those snowstorms that lasts a few days and the parks department had carved out the paths around the Tenney Park lagoon such that they looked like wide grooves in the white landscape. The lagoon, a shallow recess that takes overflow from Lake Mendota, ices over easily and solidly in the cold months and becomes one of the most active skating rinks in the city. I took a walk over there at dusk, following the cut paths as skaters glided just the other side of the white berm, and did so just in time to see the sun settle low out over the lake in such a way that everything white, which was EVERYthing, seemed to sparkle like some fantasyland. And just as I observed that singular moment of a kind of pure beauty that can never be recreated, my feet went out from under me and I fell square onto my back like a fucking cartoon. I lay there for a while, in nearly breathless anguish, wondering I could get up or if should dial 911 or if any of the skaters on the other side of the berm and seen me just swoop and disappear out of sight below the snow like a stupid puppet. Apparently none had, or, if they had, they didn't investigate to see if I was dead or dying, the dicks.

When I could breathe again, I creaked unsurely to my feet and made a vow that, from that day forward, all beautiful sunsets could kiss my ass, and, while I pissed blood the next day and could barely get out of bed for a few days more, I still think it is sad that no one saw that because, just at face value, it fucking HAD to have been hilarious.

@UncleDuke1969
It could be worse, you could have my mother.

Her: I want a room temperature glass of water. ROOM TEMPERATURE. Not chilled. No ice in it. ROOM TEMPERATURE.
Server: (I'm *so* going to spit in that glass of water.)

my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it

#JohnMastodon takes a vacation to rural India once a year to spend weeks living among a herd of elephants.

@gpt @Gargron and his other followers find it difficult to run things without him, but John claims the simplifying effect of living among his adopted family is invaluable for his mental health.

#JohnMastodonFacts #India #MentalHealth #TheResistanceWillBeFederated #GloryToTheFediverse #Vacation #Travel #Mastodon #Twitter #Elephants

We asked them "Why?"
They said "Because we can, because we know how to hate like no one else in this world. We will blame everything on you that we do ourselves." #russiaisateroriststate

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