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I am seeing a whole lot of people changing instances today. What's going on folks? #JustCurious

I swear, "it hasn't affected me personally" is the mantra of this present time. Nazis could be stringing people's neighbours up on the front lawn and they would be doing nothing about it.

If Putin really wanted to destroy Ukraine he’d put Elon Musk in charge of it

Good news for Britons (translated screenshot from Polish TV)

@Alice
We have a type of flower out here called clematis. One day I flubbed the word and called it chlamydia. The friends I was with made jokes about it for an hour, and ever since then, in my head, it's chlamydia.

I just overheard a lady at the Home Depot garden center ask where the perineums are and I hope she finds everything she’s looking for and more.

#WFHlife what could be better than glancing down from your desk chair and seeing this?
#bunny

This will probably get me a charge of treason, but IMO Bacharach and David were better than Lennon and McCartney!

* runs away, takes cover *

#BurtBacharachRIP

People who are sexyhot for a living are saying I'm hot too. I didn't have this on my "Pleasant Surprise" bingo card, but I'm taking the chip nonetheless. I'm honestly blown away by the fan mail.

At this rate, I've a feeling they're gonna love the music once it's out.

This adorable little bean appeared at the Texas Observer office today, rescued by Staff Reporter Michelle Pitcher. We are calling them Mister Stinky (until we can get them checked for a chip anyways).

#dogs #DogsOfMastodon #JournoLife

@ScottSoCal 100% hit it with an immersion blender to make it creamy and poof awesomeness.
If no immersion blender, you can add the instant potato flakes as a thickener if you want a slacker cooking hack 😊

@voron Kaiju Preservation Society, or something like that. I *loved* that book!
It's in my kindle, I may need to read it again. Right now I'm reading Suzie Spitfire Kills Everyone.

@ScottSoCal Scalzi’s book about the alternate dimensions & kaiju is awesome 😎

RT @notafella69
It's a shame that the most dangerous place in Ukraine is a children's playground. It's Russias favourite place to booby trap. Here alone pettle mines were found grenades on wires. They didn't just steal children from this town they made sure the next lot would also suffer...

@voron
The same potatoes, onions, and bacon ends & pieces would also make a great potato soup. But add a can of evaporated milk.

Breakfast potatoes & onions

Potatoes & onions are cheap in #Wisconsin Kwik trip has them as a loss leader usually for around 39 or 49 cents a lbs. bacon can be expensive but ends & pieces are cheaper & great for recipes like this.
1. dice some bacon ends & pieces set to simmer
2. Cube some potatoes then microwave for 3 minutes to soften
3. Dice onion
4. Add onion & potato to skillet increase heat stir to avoid sticking
5. Add garlic power pepper salt
- Easy cheap quick #recipe

@TheOldGuy
I don't know what we'd do about it in CA, but I don't think Newsom or the AG would just roll over and accept it.

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