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@NoahH

They may be shocked to learn that some leftists have guns and know how to use them, if they're forced to defend themselves.

@scenario

When I was growing up in Utah, the debate centered around "offerings".
Do you pay 10% of your net? Or 10% of your gross? Do you pay tithing on social security income? How much extra should you pay on Fast Sunday (a monthly thing)?
It's all about giving your money to the church. Because rewards in heaven, and god is watching, and all that.

These are the types of homes the bishops and apostles at the top of the LDS pyramid scheme are building in Utah. Only 3% of tithing revenue is spent on bona fide charity programs. The rest is spent on real estate and other stockpiles of wealth.

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Lady Justice is blindfolded because she's in the middle of a game of Pin the Indictment on the Jackass. If she peeks, I didn't see a damn thing.

@indigenous_commentator

Back in the early computer days, that would get logged as a PEBCAK issue:

Problem
Exists
Between
Chair
And
Keyboard

Co-workers: What is wrong with you?

Me: I'm the technical difficulty...🀭

CW: You certainly are. 🀨

Me: Hey! πŸ˜’

CW: JK

Me: *they are most definitely not jk*

Intersex people exist

Intersex folk are a deserved part of the LGBTQIA+ community and have their own set of struggles. It's crucial we're not excluding anyone from our community and we all uplift each other. That's the beauty of a community πŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’›

Maybe something like, can we have a "Trans Day Of Rest" instead? A "Trans Day Of Leave Us The Fuck Alone"? A "Trans Day Of Just Not Having To Worry About What Shit The Media Is Writing About Us All Today", perhaps?

I'm so tired. I'm so very, very tired.

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@imstilljeremy @jewishreader @StillIRise1963 @JRBuckley @Steve When I was coming up, it was often said we "had to be patient" instead of demanding civil rights that they (white people) exercised without hindrance or question.

Mike Pence has a dilemma. With a new federal court order for him to testify before Special Counsel Jack Smith’s grand jury, Pence is running out of time, arguments and options. Aw, poor guy. I explain his predicament in today’s piece. statuskuo.substack.com/p/the-p

I continue to be mystified by the sentiment that being a First Amendment advocate means *socially* tolerating people I find obnoxious or contemptible. I keep getting β€œwhat kind of free speech advocate blocks people?” The kind who doesn’t deal with assholes when not professionally compelled to do so. The First Amendment isn’t a hair shirt.

@Popehat

I've always told them free speech goes both ways. They can spout their crap at me, then it's my turn to tell them to fuck off and block them. It's all part of the beautiful tapestry of being able to speak your mind.

@voron @KimPerales @LindaCollins11@home.social

How many times have they held all 3 with a filibuster-proof majority? The Republicans don't have to be the majority to be the party of "no". They can still throw a spanner into the works.

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