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The House is back in session this week.

I’m ready to work with my colleagues in Washington for the people of #OH11 and everyday Americans across the country.

@WhoTheFIsAP@mastodon.online

Exactly - it's a city in the DISNEY movie Aladdin. More woke grooming - bomb Agrabah!

When Elmer Stewart Rhodes and the rest of the Oath Keepers who went on trial for seditious conspiracy are sentenced later this month and into June, I will have coverage from the courthouse for emptywheel.

The Oath Keeper sentencing schedule (Group 1):
Thomas Caldwell - MAY 24 @ 1:30PM ET
Stewart Rhodes - MAY 25 @ 9:30AM ET
Kelly Meggs - MAY 25 @ 1:30PM ET
Jessica Watkins - MAY 26 @ 9:30AM ET
Kenneth Harrelson - MAY 26 @ 1:30PM ET

"When you're a star, they let you do it."

Not today, sparky.

E. Jean Carroll was brave enough to face a system that victim shames, and a former president who used his platform for further attacks. Trump wasn't even brave enough to testify. Over $5 million awarded to #EJeanCarrol.

@Caiotekit

My parrot is teaching me to speak African Gray.
For example: ringing the bell like Quasimodo on crack means "Bring me something - you guess what, but if you guess wrong I'll throw it in your face."
She's an excellent teacher.

@TheUSASingers@union.place

Melanoma still has her security detail to keep her company. I doubt she sees much of TFG, these days.

@meredithw @StillIRise1963
Voting for the "lesser of two evils" is how you get LESS EVIL!

Why do people struggle to understand that?

(tiny soft mouse voice): i'm so... heckin...
(ferocious dragon roar): SLEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYY :screech:​

maybe I'm reading this sign wrong but it says we should set this store on fire?

Well I'm not sure why they would want someone to set their store on fire but we have to listen to the sign right?

@alfredo_liberal@universeodon.com

They knew that when the tape came out, and they were fine with it. Rape is on-brand, for Republicans.

5/ Via Elie Mystal:

Yes on sexual abuse, no on rape (intercourse), yes on defamation, yes on lying, $5 million awarded to @ejeancarroll

But you can't put a price on the vindication she is entirely entitled to.

@maxkennerly

There's a perfectly good label for Musk's politics - "incoherent".

Whatever bright, shiny idea appeals to him at the moment is the new Thing. A bit of right-wing batshittery, a bit of eco-capitalism, and a whole heap of 'Murka-style libertarianism.

There's still a weird urge among some journalists to pretend Elon Musk's politics can't be captured by normal labels.

He's very far right! He thinks banal, nonpartisan, routine conferences for election officials are "far left." This is not complicated!

electionlawblog.org/?p=136112

@ablackcatstail

Yes, with the military equipment to back them up, because the military sells their surplus equipment to local police and sheriffs.

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