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I assumed there'd be more hot dogs and donuts in food porn.

I saw Harrison Ford this morning. Kind of underwhelming to be honest.

photographer on the street asked to take my photo for a japanese magazine, doing a feature on CDG. #throwbackthursday new york city, 2014

@TonyStark Anybody who says that both parties are the same is an absolute jackass. Vote like your life depends on it, because they are trying to kill you.

@actuallyautistic
I was told today I would β€œsell more books” if I wasn’t β€œweird in public.” The thing is, my workbook doesn’t have mass appeal because it’s specifically for people new to the indentification of their #AUDHD. In the AuDHD community I’m normal. This workbook will never have mass appeal, because it is for specific people and that’s is okayβ€”I knew that when I started this project. #actuallyaudhd #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd

books2read.com/audhd

For those who don't already know, this is how a crow says "Human! It is time to deliver the roasted nut mix!"

β€œUntil a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird, I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”

- Wanda Sykes

@Sci_Fi_FanGirl @actuallyautistic

Now you're trying to read subtext into what I'm saying. And you're doing it with what you already know is a small subset of all the data. I'm not sure how that's productive.

In the run up to #Pride, I'm updating a story on how to secure your mobile device for a protest. I'd love to talk to a #queer advocacy group with an interest in #infosec and digital #privacy. Suggestions?

@Sci_Fi_FanGirl @actuallyautistic

Hubs and I have a complicated relationship, for historical reasons. I think he anticipates me taking some decisive action (like divorce) that I don't plan to take. The car confuses and upsets him because if our positions were reversed, he wouldn't have done it, and he doesn't understand why I did.
I did it because it's the rational thing to do, it benefits both of us.

Elon’s new Twitter Autopilot drives Ron DeSantis presidential campaign announcement into nearest tree.

Sea drones attacked a Russian reconnaissance ship. Russian ministry of defense confrimed this information.

Russia reported that all unmanned boats were destroyed, the ship continued to function.

However, some sources say that although two drones were destroyed, the third one managed to damage the ship.

Russian Black Sea Fleet probably won't feel safe in the Black Sea anymore.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Russian #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey

@kkffoo @actuallyautistic

What I'm getting from this is that you don't measure and prep all your ingredients before-hand, and arrange them artfully in individual little bowls on your kitchen counter. Good for you.

@actuallyautistic
My cooking challenge for 2023 has been to reduce the amount of dish-washing required for any particular meal, without compromising nutrition too much. For some reason celebrity cookery books seem to skirt this type of topic :)

@Sci_Fi_FanGirl @actuallyautistic

He looks for subtext and hidden meaning (and what he'd do if our positions were reversed), and decides that's what I *actually* meant. He's done this for 31 years.
What I actually meant is what I said. If I'd meant something else, I'd have said something else. He has trouble with that concept.

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