ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Sign at the ready for tomorrow's pride. #pride #genderfluid #nonbinary #enbie #enby #trans #bi #bisexual #nerd #geek #ttrpg #lgbt

I'll relay a story a friend of mine just told me.
She was at the store and noticed security had detained a person. They were going through a backpack and acussing the person of stealing cans of food. My friend went up to them and pretended to know the person. She then said "I was going to pay for these items, I must've forgot, let's go pay for them now" security reluctantly allowed her to pay for the persons items and let him go.
$22.00, was the cost to feed someone and keep them out of jail.

@ScottSoCal
So true! I recently ran low on kitty kibble so decided to sub in a few doggy nuggets. They were gone before the actual cat stuff!

Well, yup, it's #Caturday and Kitty Kaze, AKA Kazmanian Devil, is determined to share #DogsOfMastodon Pauncho's water bowl despite me setting up a cute station just for her. Pauncho says, It's all good.
#CatsOfMastodon

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

If The Good Place characters were social media websites.

@StillIRise1963 I guess we need to start developing a remedial college curriculum something like "reality for Floridians"

My favourite paradox:
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox

Jean-Claude Van Birb
#OldMemesNeverDie

@AutisticAdam @actuallyautistic every time I talk to the doc or some other specialist, they write down about me : explains a lot and gets bogged down in details..I just really want them to understand me

It's a metaphor, people. It's not like Ron DeSantis is an actual twisted, hollowed-out sociopath, a former Gitmo torturer who kidnaps migrant children, claims slavery was vocational school for blacks, and pushes laws that promote #LGBTQ+ teen suicide. Oh wait.

Re: deadnaming

I explained to my mother that deadnaming and misgendering is like farting. If you do it by accident, and apologize, people will forgive you.

If you keep doing it, people will suggest you get that taken care of, maybe recommend you seek treatment, and ultimately avoid you.

If you bend over, stick your ass in their face, and let it rip though, then you shouldn’t be surprised people think you’re a clueless, hostile asshole.

(This is from an old post, but I wanted to keep it.)

no one in lord of the rings follows osha guidelines. Not a fucking handrail in all of middle earth

Have I told you all about my stepfather dying? I can’t remember.
Anyway, it’s still happening. He was sent home from the hospital yesterday to die at home. My Mom has been lying to him (& herself), telling him he’s “getting better”, and that’s why they’re sending him home. I’m glad for him that he’ll be home with his dog, and happy for his dog that they’ll be together. But nobody’s prepared, nobody has any kind of handle on what’s happening or how to deal.
I feel confused. As a kid/teenager, I always thought this time would feel victorious, but it’s not like that at all. I don’t feel “sad”, exactly; more like disappointed and ashamed that all of our lives have sunk to this level, that we all outlived our “successful” years and now we’re all at varying levels of failure. Nothing is going to get better for any of us. My sister and I are going to have to add supporting and caring for our Mom to our responsibilities. I can’t even imagine how that’s going to work.
I feel like she’s cheated herself and my stepfather out of consciously facing end-of-life, by assuring him he’s “getting better”. It’s all so weird.
This post is not looking for sympathy, I just wanted to update you on the situation. Thank you, #FediverseFamily.