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@adamcsmith

Made our shipping guy laugh yesterday.

I went out and asked if he'd received a package addressed to me. He said "We don't sleep together, so it's polite to say "Hi, how are you doing?" before you ask.
I said "Well, as tempting as the idea of sleeping with you is, so I don't have to do small talk, I don't think it's a good idea."
His jaw dropped, then he laughed.

Made the CEO laugh today!

He asked where the box cutter was so I showed him… and he politely asked if I was going to need it. I said, β€œIf I need it that bad, call the cops!"

@susankayequinn

They're also banning abortion and birth control. They're not going to be happy until barefoot and pregnant has gone from delusion to reality.

@philip_cardella@historians.social @mrcompletely

@philip_cardella @mrcompletely This is why they're book banning and trying to take over school boards.

And then there's this guy, making the implicit threat of violence against women explicit (Locke is a pastor in Mt. Juliet pop 39k)

@johnshirley2024@wandering.shop

He's experimenting with his johnson. That's just wrong.

Morning everyone, buenos dΓ­as a todos, bonjour a tous.

This is a #ThrowbackThursday #TBThursday #Tbt and a #thirsttrapThursday also... From some summers ago at the #nudistbeach down my house. Nowadays you can still go #naked there but it has been invaded by dressed people so it is a bummer.

@philip_cardella@historians.social

Pastors, priests, parents - anyone who wants to convince you there's a magic invisible friend in the sky who watches everything you do, but totally not a a creepy way.

@susankayequinn @mrcompletely

The previous homeowners had plastic grass in this planter, and I always thought about replacing it with real plants. 10+ years later, I finally did it. Fittonia and sansevieria. The sansevieria are tiny propagated babies right now and I’m looking forward to seeing them grow. #Houseplants

At five years old, I couldn't grasp the concept of a scapegoat; all I understood was that, because of Japan’s aggression that pulled the United States into the war, my family and I had to leave our home at gunpoint, taking with us only what we could carry. As I got older, I understood scapegoating for what it is: a channel for hate, blame, and bigotry.

My lifelong mission has been preventing this from happening again, yet my heart aches as the LGBTQ+ community faces it now. We've fought for our rights to live, love, and be ourselvesβ€”a vibrant, misunderstood, and often mistreated rainbow of identities.

I have seen where scapegoating, if left unchallenged, leads. And it is a very dark place. This week, I chose to share my story with you in the hopes that we never repeat the heinous mistakes of the past. thinkbigpicture.substack.com/p

This is Arp 271, a pair of spiral galaxies locked in a gravitational dance. In a few billion years the #MilkyWay and the Andromeda galaxy might look like this!

This is the very last #photo ever taken with the VIMOS instrument at ESO's Very Large #Telescope in #Chile, back in 2018. After I finished the decommissioning procedures that night, I decided to take one last image as a farewell, and this was the result.

➑️ eso.org/public/images/potw1821

#astrodon #astronomy #space #astrophotography

@hosford42

I'm having extreme deja vu over this, remembering all the discussions my friends and I would have about why we're gay. How did it happen? What made us this way?
Eventually I decided it didn't matter, what mattered is what we did, knowing it. I don't know why I'm gay, I don't know why I'm autistic, I just am. It's part of me, and that's fine.

@servelan @Adventurer @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @markusl@fosstodon.org @sentient_water

As a violinist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Dorset back country.

As I was not familiar with the country lanes, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guys had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt bad and apologised to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.

I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my violin and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

26 year old david filling an escalade with clothes, and driving from texas --> new york, to live with my best friend

#throwbackthursday #tbt #selfie

The Monterey Bay Aquarium have announced their departure from Twitter with this.

@alexisbushnell

What got me out of that was realizing that what other people did to me wasn't as bad as what I'd been doing myself - accepting the blame for what they'd done, because it had to be something wrong with me. I've been working on that - not blaming myself, not beating myself up. If I was an ass, sure, I'll own that, and I'll apologize, but if I was just being my autistic self and they reacted badly, that's on them, not me.

@actuallyautistic

@PeteLittle1970@fosstodon.org

I'm not "out" at work - well, they know I'm gay, they just don't know about the autism. I don't know how they'd react, but my particular set of quirks works to their benefit, so they could be fine. They also might have a problem with it. Unless/until there's a reason for them to know, I don't think I'm under any obligation to tell them.

@ginsterbusch @autism101 @actuallyautistic

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