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@hellomiakoda

I've always said funerals are a waste of money. Drag my body out to the woods, let the critters feed on it, and use the money you would have spent on a funeral to have a nice dinner party.

@allenstenhaus@toot.site @LordCaramac @Autistrain @asbestos@toot.community @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl@fosstodon.org @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer

I've had a Door Dash driver a few times whose car is covered in Trump Won signs, stickers and flags.

I registered a complaint that I don't want to see his nazi ass again. I was credited my order price.

We'll see if they send him again.

@asbestos @Autistrain @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @ScottSoCal @pathfinder @markusl @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer
Hmmm... When men say I'd be cuter if I smiled, maybe I should... and just dig out the most awkward smile I have in inventory.

@AlisonW

At 18 I cut my wrists and waited, until I realized the person to find me would be my baby sister. I figured I'd do it later. I guess it isn't later, quite yet.
Every day we all influence people, in good and bad ways, and most of them we don't know we're doing it. Last year someone told me they'd seen me at a store, with full arms, holding the door open for a woman with a walker. He said that touched him, just a small thing. He tries to do that, now.

@actuallyautistic @neurodiversity

@LordCaramac

And I have 2 elderly Yorkies, who have me wrapped around their paws, and an African Gray parrot who rules over everything and everyone. They're my support system.

@AlisonW @allenstenhaus@toot.site @hellomiakoda @Autistrain @asbestos@toot.community @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl@fosstodon.org @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer

@AlisonW @ScottSoCal @allenstenhaus @hellomiakoda @Autistrain @asbestos @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer I've got a bunch of weird friends, most of them ND, and I'm the butler of His Furry Highness the Prince. My cat already had the name Prince when I adopted him, and it fits, he's a spoiled aristocat.

My wife had a 4X6 pride flag on her bulletin board at a bio testing lab. She's a director there, and it's important to her that the gay people who work under her know they are welcome.

Someone from her team, who is very nice to their gay co-worker's face, filed a very general complaint about it.

Naturally, I assumed the person was upset the pride flag was too small. So I made my wife a 12X8 stained glass flag to put in its place.

#pride
#maliciouscompliance
#stainedglassart
#stainedglass

Do Flat Earthers also believe the sun and moon are flat? Like, is the entire solar system just a mismatched collection of space dinner plates?

@fsinn

I still have no idea how he got elected to *anything* after his brother's shenanigans.

@gemelliz @sean_yyz@bird.makeup

@gemelliz @sean_yyz This is one of the things I hate most with Ford - when my government uses my tax dollars to advertise their garbage takes to me - Ontario Place, advertising against teachers or other unions, against actions by the federal government like the Carbon Tax… absolutely infuriating.

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw

One Miserable Mom says the Biden administration is requiring everyone to be LGBT, so you should see much more of that.

@almaember

Yup:
"WASHINGTON -- FEMA, in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) this fall.

The national test will consist of two portions, testing WEA and EAS capabilities. Both tests are scheduled to begin at approximately 2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4."

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