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I think my dog is a Gumby/Lab mix. Maybe I should have named him Gumby. Then when someone asks his name , I could say β€œHe’s Gumby dammit!”

Don’t ask me who Gumby is, you young whippersnapper. Also don’t ask me what whippersnapper means.

#Gumby #Labrador #LabMix #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Whippersnappers #SNL #EddieMurphy

β€œFirmer - not too soft - not too hard…”

I often stare rapturously at my pencil. #advertising #vintageadvertising #badadvertising

Good news today: A coalition of 25 state governors announced a major push to reach 20M deployed heat pumps by 2030 -would represent a quadrupling of the number of heat pumps installed in 2020. Heat pumps are energy efficient replacements for furnaces & ACs -use electricity to transfer heat, as opposed to generate heat & can either heat a building when it is cold outside or cool a building when it is hot outside.

#ClimateSolutions #ClimateCrisis
#ActOnClimate

cnbc.com/2023/09/21/states-pus

What does disgust for disabled people look like in its purest, most densely crystallized form, like a black diamond of hatred spat out by one of the most twisted, hollowed-out, f*cked-up criminals in US history? Imagine supporting this man and calling yourself a "patriot," a "Christian," or even a "human being"? theatlantic.com/magazine/archi

I love the weird, overly annunciated voice people use when responding to automated customer service voice prompts. I just walked by a colleague's office (who is clearly trying to get into his bank account via phone) and heard him practically bellow:

"LOG IN"

(Ten seconds of silence)

"CHECK-KING ACCOUNT"

(Another ten seconds of silence)

"YES"

(silence)

"CUSS-TUH-MER SER-VICE"

@aaronesilvers

First thought: Those are cool! I want a pair!

Second thought: I couldn't wear socks with those.

Third thought: No socks? [shudder]

@JeremyMallin @actuallyautistic

@hmm_cook

Learn to play classical piano. I've always wanted to, but never done it because I don't think I could find a teacher/student setup that would be successful.

@actuallyautistic

@JeremyMallin

I like some types of Brooks running shoes, and Hoka, their Clifton series. I used to be a toe walker, but wore boots to train myself out of it. Some of the Brooks and Hoka shoes have thick padding under the complete sole, so they work for either.

@actuallyautistic

@DziadekMick

I have a personality for Subject Matter Expert/Trainer. He's also very talkative, very confident, almost brash. I can feel the energy draining out, the whole time he's here.

@pathfinder @neversosimple @fictionalbutnot @actuallyautistic

It now looks like, per another brilliant report by ProPublica, that our dear Justice Clarence Thomas also participated in Koch Network donor events. Is there no end to his corruption and influence peddling? Don’t answer that, I know the answer.

β€œK-911. What’s your emergency?”
β€œTHERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
β€œPlease calm down, sir. Where is it?”
β€œIN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
β€œHave you tried barking at it?”
β€œYES! DUH!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
β€œOkay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”

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