This is one of my oldest cartoons, and one of my favorites. I made this 16 years ago or more. There's a tshirt of it in my store - someone told me recently that their tshirt is really worn out by now, and it made me feel old, but in a sort of nice "aged cheese" kind of way instead of a "moldy bread" kind of way.
You'll be naming your dog after this fruit.
@vee@kind.social
I'm the opposite. I have contacts for people who died, several years ago. Every once in a while I'll consider cleaning up my contacts, but it feels like deleting them, and I liked some of them.
When I buy, I buy in bulk. I don't run out, and I don't have to go back to the store anytime soon. Double win.
It certainly makes as much sense as the biblical version.
"VoilΓ " TRUMP IN A HOLE!
As I mentioned earlier, released court documents confirmed that Donald Trump and his adult sons will be called to testify at his $250,000,000 NY civil fraud trial, which begins on October 2nd.
The trial is currently scheduled to get underway Monday.
#AureFreePress #News #GOP #Politics #USA #Trump #MAGA #Republicans #BREAKING #BreakingNews
https://abcnews.go.com/US/new-york-ag-plans-call-trump-adult-sons/story?id=103565222
Today is National Good Neighbor Day. For the most part, Iβve had good luck with neighbors. Itβs been a mostly cordial, live and let live affair. BUTβ¦I did live next door to a pedophile, and there is actually a show entitled Fear Thy Neighbor. π¬ Which sentiment best describes your experience with neighbors?
#Poll #Polls #Neighbors
I think it is important to recognise that, even if you consider yourself βbinaryβ, trans or cis, that it is not actually possible to perfectly perform the ambient cultural ideals of masculinity or femininity, and you shouldnβt hang your sense of self worth on how closely you can match that arbitrary and self contradictory template.
Figure out what your ideal self is and try to be that as much as possible. abandon masculinity or femininity as your ideals and strive for yourselfulinity
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Ladies and gentlemen and bots of #mastodon !
May I present to you the winner of the #Republican #debate!
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It's the reverse: we were made (evolved) to fit the puddle.
Yeah, me too. I've only been in two fights in my life, and both times it's been no-holds-barred, whatever it takes to get the other guy down. They've always punched first, but I punched last. I truly freaked one guy out, and he'd do anything to avoid me, after that.
I've noticed something about myself: I trained myself early to do eye contact, and I do it (intensely, apparently) *almost* all the time. Except when I'm feeling vulnerable/exposed. Then I can't do it.
So... me. Work in aerospace, more space, not as much aero. Can fix my own car, choose not to. Can fix the random appliance of your choice. Hardcore introvert in person, which is why I love online. Lifelong science fiction fan. Read constantly. Scalzi is my favorite author, because he mixes exactly the right amount of snark into his writing. Together with a guy 30+ years, married since it was legal. Own a home in CA and don't plan to leave unless I immigrate to another country.