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What if, now stay with me here, we invent a gun that fires thoughts and prayers?

@ScottSoCal

There's machines for that. They call them milk eggstractors.😬

@elan I'm new, so my "history" is less than 4 weeks, and I never Twittered, so hashtags aren't a thing for me - I have to consciously remember to use them. But I have tagged on - HA! I caught it in the act. Screen grab.

Got suspended from Truth Socialℒ️ for correctly spelling β€œyou’re all damned traitors.”

"Starting next year, #Tesla will effectively be banned from advertising its vehicles as Full Self-Driving under a new law signed by [#California] Gov. Gavin Newsom."

t.co/Q3YVqSSeE0

People, please start using CamelCase to break apart words in #HashTags.

It makes it easier to read and more #accessible. Single words are OK to keep lowercase, unless they are proper nouns πŸ˜‰

As an instance moderator, it makes it easier to review of you're a #MastoAdmin.

#CamelCaseAllTheHashTags

#Mastodon #HashTag #accessibilty

Please #boost this for visibility and to help improve the lives of many people.

@elan The frustration comes when I do CamelCase, and Mastodon switches it to lowercase, because it recognizes the tag and wants it to match.

@jujuliagrace
I'm from and in the US, so probably not helpful fighting all that. I guess I could send a sternly worded letter.

I like following people who oppose NHS privatisation. If that’s you, could you pls share this post and follow me, and I’ll follow you back? Trying to find β€˜my people’ πŸ€£πŸ’™

@sharonknight @godpod Me, too. Fortunately for us, there are lots of cars just as good or better, for the same amount or less, that don't put money in Elmu's pocket.

re: That whole QT debate 

@davey_cakes
That's just completely unacceptable. I want to speak to your manager.

I wish you happy holidays. Enjoy the time with your family and friends. And give your pet an extra hug and treat from me. 😊

Merry Christmas from The Netherlands!
Sander

@marcelias You and your crew have done an incredible job, as always. I try to not assume you'll always win, but after the way you've stomped the rightwing lunatics in Pennsylvania, I'm a little biased :)

Happy holidays and thanks for all you've done to save democracy!

I was going to join the high school debate team but my buddy was able to talk me out of it, so it was probably for the best.

One thing I'm learning this Christmas is that I apparently love fudge way more than anyone else, which is great because I've got this whole tray of fudge to myself

Weird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.

@Amishsupermodel
Well, Canada is a socialist hellscape, with manners and courtesy. So, you know, what can you expect?

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