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Next time a conservative says they don't believe in pronouns, try calling God "she."

@fencoul

Sunak is a snake. Just as Johnson had his 'Little boy lost' ruffled hair persona to fool the people, so Little Rishi has his crisper than crisp, whiter than white persona to fool the people.

He's a fucking scumbag. And it's high time the UK woke the fuck up, and paraded on the streets that they want these crooks out, or their heads on a stick.

Server: You look SO familiar, but I can’t place it. Are you famous? Maybe like an internet celebrity?

Me: I have over 1 million followers on TikTok, so maybe?

Server: Oh! Yes!

Me: Wait, what, no! I was just kidding. I’m sorry. I don’t even have an account on TikTok. I probably just look familiar because I’m in here almost every single week, but thank you for finally noticing.

@AE4WX

Chest compressions to the beat of the BeeGees song, "Stayin' Alive", which is appropriate, in a macabre sort of way.

I have an ask of each of you.

Saturday morning I suddely collapsed and lost consciousness.  I apparently experienced sudden cardiac arrest.

We don't know why yet.  I didn't have a heart attack, stroke, or pulmonary embolus, and I don't have cardiomyopathy, heart failure, or any known heart disease.

I tell you this because you never know when someone's life depends on you.

My ask:  get #CPR trained and stay current with training.

A snapping turtle emerges from weeks of sleeping beneath a muddy lake that had dried up.

Image credit: Timothy C. Roth
Further reading: livescience.com/64215-earth-tu

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The typical American work week has five (5) days. That’s five (5) opportunities to have chimichangas for lunch. Don’t squander those opportunities.

Once again, I'm reminded of how much the billionaire space race has absolutely destroyed my love of rockets.

10 years ago, I definitely would have been paying close attention to the current giant SpaceX launch. But because I know it's going to be used to launch hundreds of unregulated, unsafe, polluting, for-profit Starlink satellites at once, I just can't look.

Instead of being excited and awestruck by a new gigantic rocket launch, it just makes me want to puke.

Got tired of replacing the batteries on my mouse, so I got this thing - not sure if anyone has seen it before - but it’s a WIRED mouse. Plugs right into the computer you are using. Go figure, wonder what they’ll come out with next.

Blessed are the boosters. For they help me see funny things I missed from people I already follow.

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