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I've decided that a year-round body is easier than getting a summer body...
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Maybe round isn't the best choice of words here.

Dumbest member of Congress along side of Lauren Boebert? MtraitorG...some Neanderthals just never evolved.πŸ™„πŸ€ͺ😑 -ER

So today was busy, after the last week was busy. Took my 4 mile walk, took hubs over to get his old car detailed, did the Costco run, got home in time for lunch, walked over to Lowes and back, went to pick up the freshly detailed old car, stop for photos of same, list the old car for sale. Now a movie. Tomorrow I install (why the Lowes run) the charger for the new EV we bought, to replace old car.
I'm pooped.

@ScottSoCal @actuallyautistic
Me either... but I actually used a bit of the lucid dream psychology on myself one night, before drifting off I mused how I would love to have flying dreams again, and imagined what it was like... and damn if I didn't have one that night! It was awesome... hasn't happened since but I haven't really put my mind to it 🀭

Let’s ban men from voting on what women can do with their bodies. I call this policy β€œBrohibition.”

So I had a mandatory safety training class today, in person of course, because... 🀷. Now, I have *no fucks* to give about everyone's precious "COVID's over" make-believe, so I show up in a full-face P100 (recommend, btw).

I'm the only one in any kind of mask.

Then the course opens with, I kid you not, a video trying to get the crowd into the ~safety~ mindset with "not that long ago, most of us didn't wear seatbelts, and if you were the only one to put yours on, it was an awkward situation..."

When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.

@selzero@vmst.io

What was Ukraine doing in that part of the world, anyway? And did you see how it was dressed? It was practically asking to be invaded.

@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic @actuallyautistics

Definitely the dog. The dog walker might get a smile, after. But not unless the dog starts the conversation, by sniffing, wagging, or barking.

"Less gender rolls, more cinnamon rolls'
Sticker spotted in NYC

when there was only one set of footprints, Billy Idol was dancing with himself

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

@Wilbur72@mastodon.social

Sit her down and let her know you're just growing in different directions, and it's really for the best.

I've been on Masto for several years, but not very active. I recently changed instances, and never did an #introduction post before, so here we go!

I'm a photographer based on Halifax, NS, Canada, though my day job is as a software developer. My main interests are, in no particular order, #photography, home #baking & #cooking, #programming, #security, #equality, and #cats. Many others, but yeah.

My own posts will be mostly photography focused, and with that, here's a photo of my fluffy boy.

@autism101 @actuallyautistic

Myself, my wife, and two children (who are all also autistic) are all animal people. We often have multiple pets and form relationships with them.

Personally, I find animals more predictable than NT people! At least I can usually figure out animal motivations (food, attention, fear, etc). NT humans, not so much. #ActuallyAutistic

@eidolies @TheAutisticTooter@autistics.life @actuallyautistic

Contrasting point - for things like this, there could be last minute changes that are valid and necessary. Instead of no changes, I'd put in that changes must be in writing, and include the contract cost adjustments.

@TheAutisticTooter@autistics.life @melanie @ashleyspencer @actuallyautistic

Phrased that way, it is wishful (hopeful?) thinking. Try this:

"I keep doing the same thing, I leverage that to get better opportunities, and, because my work is good, I create my own break"

Actively promote your work. Approach new groups with a portfolio of your best. Don't wait for them to offer, approach them.

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