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β€œβ€˜Hey, I’m running against a guy, I’m going to Indict him 3 or 4 times to keep him busy.’ Does anyone think that Crooked Joe Biden would have said something like this??? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!β€œ
~ Donald J. Trump

Hey, Trump!
Biden isn’t β€œrunning against” you. He did that in 2020, and he stomped your ass. If you land the GOP nom, YOU will be running against Biden. And he’ll mercilessly stomp your fascist ass again.

You’re going to prison.
#DonaldTrump #CriminalTrump #Trump #ScaredPuppy

@ndvirons@neurodifferent.me @eo @markusl@fosstodon.org @andrewporter@mstdn.ca @actuallyautistic

I think they need to get more ND people into diagnosing and support for ND people.

@hellomiakoda

Beware the dreaded homocon - queer and Republican, both at the same time.
I can't even wrap my head around that level of cognitive dissonance.

@yourautisticlife @woozle @wakame @Autistrain @asbestos@toot.community @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl@fosstodon.org @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer

@yourautisticlife

The first time I had mole it was badly made, and tasted like used coffee grounds. The second time was in a restaurant in Santa Barbara. I ordered the steak with mole sauce and asked them to hold the mole. The chef was so incensed he brought me a ramekin of the sauce and dared me to taste *his* mole and turn it down. It was delicious.

@VulcanTourist @littlescraps @hosford42 @Tooden @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity

@VulcanTourist

I only eat dark chocolate, love coffee, and also like mole (mo-lay) sauce, a savory sauce made with chocolate. I don't dislike bitterness, but it has to be in the right context.

@littlescraps @hosford42 @Tooden @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity

@hellomiakoda

I'll leave this quote, attributed to Bette Davis:
"I was taught that you shouldn't speak of the dead unless you have something good to say. Therefore, I will only say this, 'She's dead at last, good!"

@LordCaramac @allenstenhaus@toot.site @Autistrain @asbestos@toot.community @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl@fosstodon.org @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer

@markusl@fosstodon.org

I'm very glad. My life hit some incredible highs since 18 - things I couldn't imagine could ever happen. Things I've held in my hands are currently in space, doing science. For a lifelong science fiction geek, it doesn't get better than that.

I would have missed that if I'd gone through with it. That's why I say none of us knows what the future will bring.

@AlisonW @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity

@hellomiakoda

I've always said funerals are a waste of money. Drag my body out to the woods, let the critters feed on it, and use the money you would have spent on a funeral to have a nice dinner party.

@allenstenhaus@toot.site @LordCaramac @Autistrain @asbestos@toot.community @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @pathfinder @markusl@fosstodon.org @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer

I've had a Door Dash driver a few times whose car is covered in Trump Won signs, stickers and flags.

I registered a complaint that I don't want to see his nazi ass again. I was credited my order price.

We'll see if they send him again.

@asbestos @Autistrain @hosford42 @sal @actuallyautistic @neurodiversity @Tooden @ScottSoCal @pathfinder @markusl @johnettesnuggs @sentient_water @Adventurer
Hmmm... When men say I'd be cuter if I smiled, maybe I should... and just dig out the most awkward smile I have in inventory.

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