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Sarah Palin was ONLY VP who ever damaged her ticket in measurable way

The Bearded Palin will be worse. Couchy McDolfin (don't ask) hates women in the year of the woman voter (Freedom!). That Asshole JD Vance, Trump's new Vice Pence will cost Trump several points he can't spare

#LetTrumpBeTrump

JD Vance says parents should vote on behalf of their underage children to reflect their stake in the future.

By the same logic, adult votes should be weighted with life expectancy. A 20-year-old has a greater stake in the future than an 80-year-old.

This would wipe out Trump.

This is someone calling me a β€œchink”. πŸ₯²

@grrlscientist

If I bounced a check today, my bank would cover it without a problem - they've sent me letters telling me so, but I never need them to.
When I was desperately poor and the bank didn't credit my deposit for two days - without telling me they were going to delay it - and they bounced the check I wrote for groceries, I had to cough up a couple hundred dollars in an escalating series of NSF fees and check returns.
Being poor is VERY expensive.

Anyone have spoilers for the JD Vance/George Santos crossover episode?

I'm betting George dresses up as a couch in drag while JD searches for dolphins on Grindr.

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity
relative to you.

Oh lord give me patience even though you don't exist πŸ™„

#Family

@KarenawokeKaren

My only issue with that is blaming all of Israel for the actions of a conservative minority government that's leveraged itself into power.
Not all Israelis, just like not all of the USA.

Nikki Haley gets told again to stick it. This is epic.

Haley Voters for Harris PAC has told Haley to have several seats.

β€œWe have formally responded to @NikkiHaley's cease and desist letter.

We have deep respect for Ambassador Haley's patriotism and sacrifices.

We also believe that @KamalaHarris will be better for the country than Trump.”

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