ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

"I knew I had to cut back on coffee when a number of multiverse versions of myself manifested and let me know I was overdoing the coffee."

Otter

One great benefit of post-orchiectomy for me is being able to, like today, go out in leggings without worrying about the bulge.

Waking up to reports that Republicans are outraged at Xbox. Apparently Microsoft is allowing energy saving settings. Not sure if Republicans are waiting for a gas powered setting?

Seems like Republicans can be outraged by anything. Except for storming the capitol.

Always great to wake up to a republican self own—or teabag.

I don’t have much of a network on here, but hi, hello, I’m a front-end web developer and web accessibility specialist and I am looking for work

"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."

therapist: how have you been coping with everything

me: with sarcasm mostly

therapist: has that been working

me: yeah it's been super great

Well, it's a good thing I spent the afternoon splitting wood. We are getting 6 to 12 inches of snow tomorrow with more this next weekend. And no warm days to split more. I have about 20 banana boxes of firewood in the shed if I run low. And 11 boxes in the house. That's a week worth.

That's what I started the season with. Two tiers. I stacked the second so high you can't see the first one. It's only 6 feet high.

I told my endo I'd bring the staff treats for my next appointment and I intend to deliver!

White chocolate chunk espresso cookies

Randy Rainbow Goes All 'Les Miz' On Kevin McCarthy And GOP's 'Imbecilic Scum' - HuffPost https://apple.news/Ai55B2Wa2R_u1H-48306fzQ

Brick Red is surprisingly delicious.
https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/56836866372284245272053052741954891273425498214946692072436553541029915000833/

There is no "respectful" way to debate whether or not I get to exist in public,

and if you think there is,

and I'm not going to leave any room for misinterpretation there

then I think you're a bigot and I'm going to act accordingly.

This is amazing. NASA commissioned a microgravity compatible espresso machine for the International Space Station (to make ISSpresso, obviously), and to stop the astronaut having to drink espresso from a closed container with a straw, a bunch of NASA volunteers designed the Space Cup, so the crema bubbles could be seen and the coffee smelled even in microgravity. And I've just been sent one in the post. That's Samantha Cristoforetti drinking from it in the ISS cupola. #ISS #Space #Coffee

Speaking of groomers, here's a story about how American nazi & convicted terrorist Christopher Cook sexually & ideologically groomed a 15-year-old girl, leading her to send him nude photos and also to become the youngest person charged with terrorism offenses in the UK:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63736944

In case you think that's an aberration, here's a list of 90 other fascists and far-right creeps who are also noted child molestors, child groomers, and pedophilia advocates:
https://antifainternational.tumblr.com/post/170045856829/our-updated-list-of-racists-bigots-far-right

I’m not sure how many cups of coffee it takes to be happy. So far it’s not twelve.

@Talia_christine

[Russian Harry Potter, chapter 1]

Hagrid: Harry has been shot in the back of the head.

Voldemort Putin: It was suicide.

Hagrid: Okay.

Dumbledore: I am not gay. Nobody is gay at Russian Hogwarts.

Voldemort Putin: Very good.

[End]

BREAKING: The CDC now recommends not jumping from tall buildings, bridges, or cliffs.

Unless, of course, you want to own the libs.

me: *screaming into the abyss*

the abyss: who gave you this number