ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Wonder why English spoken news are not covering the fact that #Spain passed a law today Allowing to change of sex without medical consent from 12 years olders and over.

@ScottSoCal My cat walks ahead of me when I'm carrying something and abruptly stops for a quick wash so I spill my coffee (or whatever) in avoiding tripping over him

@kevinrns

Wyse sent me a notice. I don't have their security cam. What I have is a bathroom scale.

@ScottSoCal I'm 45, never married. However, I'm thinking of changing my last name. It will throw my relatives off my scent when I will the lottery...😂🤣

Pets are brilliant at geometry. They effortlessly calculate the angles to most effectively impede your progress in hallways and doorways.

@azedand2knots @ScottSoCal Edgar Allan tho

Toot in my mind, toot written out.

Sometimes I still feel like I'm in high school with all the jerks laughing smuggly at the mention of my last name...😐😑

Watch a Progress cargo ship, loaded with nearly three tons of food, supplies, and fuel, launch to the @Space_Station on Feb. 9: https://go.nasa.gov/3I6aslI

Live NASA TV coverage begins at 1am ET (0600 UTC): http://nasa.gov/live
#NASA

Going to a puppy bowl party. Etiquette question: Is a 30 second butt sniff greeting too long? I don't want to embarrass myself.

Of course Mastodon is hard to use. They're really big, for starters, and if you don't have the right ladder even getting on is a challenge. Then they have to be fed a hay bale or a wheelbarrow full of cabbages every hour. And depending on where you use Mastodon, you may be responsible for cleaning up all the droppings.

But once you get over those things, it's really pretty great. Stinky. But great.

Seriously.

When I'm seeing patients who have a 70-fold increased risk of suicide completion because society wants to ERASE them, and are decompensating...

...your love for your childhood Harry Potter books that leads you to fund a transphobe in 2023 means less than piss to me.

#TransRights #Fascism #AntiFascist

I’d just like to apologize to the world for eating that bat in Wuhan in late 2019. If given a second chance, I almost certainly wouldn’t do so again.

I used to have a large patio umbrella and then one day a wind storm came through and blew it away and I no longer had an umbrella.

I have no idea where it went, but I can’t stop picturing some random person who got impaled by that patio umbrella and I’m still upset that their family never gave it back.

Mitt Romney looked very upset with George Santos, who presumably told him that he founded the Mormon Church.
#sotu23 #sotu #stateoftheunion2023

i will miss this

Listening to my husband snore and reading an ad for a pillow that is supposed to stop snoring.

It's a fucking expensive pillow. I can smother him with the one he is using for free.

Can't wait till winter is over and I'll be the one taking cool pictures of trees outside while all the PNW, SoCal, and Bay area types will be trapped in their own homes

I just got reprimanded for breastfeeding in public which is absolutely absurd given that it’s a completely natural human behavior that needs to be normalized and besides how else was I supposed to silence that lady’s screaming baby?