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β€œSo what are you going to do?”
β€œAsk my boss for a raise.”
β€œBecause what are you?”
β€œI’m a pelican.”
β€œAnd not a...”
β€œPelican’t.”
β€œThat’s right.”
β€œThanks Marty, I really needed that.”
β€œNo problem, buddy.”

Feeling about 80% better today so managed the giddy heights of a 4 mile walk along the valley between Starbotton and Kettlewell. Lovely stuff as always, and the sun even came out for an authentic springlike experience in parts.

#photography #landscapePhotography #yorkshireDales #phonePics

#Introduction

Helllooooo old friends, news sources, favorite pundits and other fellow expats from the Bird app. I closed my Twitter & lost touch with my almost 4000 carefully curated followers the day Musk took over. Here for the politics (I'm blue), the punditry, random travel & wildlife photography, and of course, the inevitable comedy. Cheers!

It is obscene that governments effectively require people to have internet connectivity to be able to function in society but abdicate responsibility for ensuring that people actually have that and delegate it to for-profit enterprises instead

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign

Happy 32nd Birthday to #Lemmings - still my favourite game I've ever worked on.

And to those who worked on it.

@snap2grid, Russell Kay, Dave Jones, Scott Johnston, Tim Wright, Gary Timmons, Brian Watson

You can read about it - and look at more pics, over on my website.

lemmings.info/

Happy valentine's day! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš”β™₯️

*struggling to make conversation at a strip club*

Me: Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

When the days weren't so long. You took such good care of dad, mom. πŸ’ž #TheLongestDay. #EndAlz.

I'm not likely your cup of tea, but maybe I can be your cup of jug wine.

Just moved, so it's time for an #Introduction!

You can call me Vergilius. I'm 24yo, transmasc non binary and disabled.

You can read my chronic ill-dex in my bio, the list is way too long for an intro. πŸ˜…

I'm autistic and my special interests include dinosaurs, wolves, sharks, Pokemon, Naruto, HxH, DBZ, Death Note, karate, video games and programming.

I'm slowly developing #DisabledRevolution, an accessible RPG game about disabilities and accessibility, made specifically for disabled folks!

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