ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

I'm surprised no one else has made the connection.

First people started claiming that Aliens are real.

Then a bunch of rich people go missing in a sub.

I think it's obvious that the aliens are HERE TO EAT THE RICH!!!

I for one welcome our galactic brothers and sisters.

The Onion: Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One
https://www.theonion.com/coast-guard-sends-another-submersible-full-of-billionai-1850556819

Search for missing sub yields noises for 2nd day,

Coast Guard says they don't know what the noises are from.
#News
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/missing-submarine-titanic-us-coast-guard-watch-live-stream-today-2023-06-21/

#Sarcasm
Masturbation is like procrastination—it’s all good fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.

#Sarcasm
Think I’m sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

"The U.S. has retired around 14 gigawatts of coal capacity, or roughly 7 percent of the coal fleet, since the start of 2022." (!)

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/in-a-first-wind-and-solar-generated-more-power-than-coal-in-u-s/

I start HRT today! I just went to my new doctor and I have prescription for estrogen and T blocker. I'm beyond excited!

@rbreich I was a child when the Mississippi Three were brutally murdered by KKK. The awful details were all over the news. I was young, but remember the horror.
Growing up during the Civil Rights Movement gave me a thirst for justice that has never abated. I will never forget these young men and the many other women and men who gave their lives to ensure the right to vote.
RIP Mickey, Andrew, and James.
Heros.

59 years ago, white supremacists murdered Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman, & James Chaney. Of them, James Chaney most symbolized
that era and geographical space. Such crimes against Black people were commonplace, yet often went unnoticed by White America. Every Black family had a story of someone who’d gone missing. But after Goodman & Schwerner, something had to be done. The racists were going after white people too.

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@blackmastodon@a.gup.pe
@BlackMastodon@chirp.social
#BlackMastodon 
#History #Mississippi

Therapist to my comedic genius, aged 9: Name an emotion (clearly expecting anger or sadness)

Child: ....introspection.

Therapist: 👀

It’s a real tell when a cat like Musk wants to augment humans by sticking a silicon chip in their brains, but thinks altering humans by using their own hormone balances is unnatural and horrifying.

Half of the homeless are over 50, and nearly half of those first became homeless after they turned 50". Our brutish and greedy society literally uses people up and throws them away in the name of "freedom". We have to do better. We need affordable housing and universal access to health care. #homelessness
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-06-20/homeless-crisis-housing-californians-older-seniors-study

Spouse: I have “Karma Chameleon” stuck in my head.

Me: Is it really stuck, or does it come and go?

Spouse: You. Are. An. Asshole.

Sharing this "Sweet Charming Titmouse", on the first day of summer, hope you enjoy:)

#birds #bird #nature #art #artists #artist #artwork #artbooster #fediart #fedigiftshop #creativetoots #painting #mastoart #buyintoart #ayearforart
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Do you like discussing tech, gaming, or streaming?

Or just wanna know when to update your phone?

Come on through to MajorsHouse Discord Server!

https://majors.house/discord

What would you like to tell the 16 year old #ActuallyAutistic you?

#AskingAutistics @actuallyautistic @actualyautistic

Our neighbors brought us two baby toucans rescued from a fallen log. These little dinosaurs are loud and fascinating creatures! We've had them for a few days now and are starting to discover their rhythms for eating and rest, and are feeling more confident we'll be able to successfully raise them to the point they can fly free.

If there are any #bird experts out there who might have some advice, feel free to share. Tips are appreciated!

What a fun adventure!

#Venezuela #AnimalRescue

On June 28 I will be starting my new 5-week workshop for #ActuallyAutistic professionals entitled, "Exploring the Autistic Self".

We will be working on a lot of serious topics, many of which aren't conducive speaking about here solely on the Fediverse.

I'm an autistic educator working with my fellow autistics since 2008. Thousands of people have undergone this workshop with me, with 150 just this year. I'd love to have you join our growing community.

While there is a modest tuition, I offer up to 75% off to those who it would cause a financial hardship for, no questions asked or explanations needed.

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I also offer 10-15 FREE discussion circles every month for a variety of demographics on a variety of topics! Check them out here - https://www.theautisticcoach.com/autism-discussion-affirmation-circles

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