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Does anyone carry cash anymore? How much cash do you have on you right now?

Just to make this scientific, put it all in an envelope and send it to me.

I just saw in a headline "dies following suicide attempt." Doesn't that upgrade it from attempt?

#MAGA: <25% of voters, but w voter suppression +mainstream Rs joining them -could mean trouble for 2024: MAGA doesn't care about Trump as a "fighter" or as "tough"-appeals to⬆️ nihilistic bent of the GOP voting base -view him as a punishment to inflict on the rest of the country -Most realize -never going to get the rest of the country to agree with their racism/hostility to reprod. rights/loathing of LGBTQ -know: won't win pol debates on the merits: social spending to CC: salon.com/2023/07/05/memo-to-c

Here’s my big announcement!

As a human rights lawyer, I’ve spent my career supporting DV survivors, asylum seekers, and demanding economic, social, and climate justice.

I’m running for U.S. Congress in the district I grew up in because these crises are getting worseβ€”and justice can’t wait.

Watch our launch video here: youtu.be/qvng-I2KcGQ

Donate Here: secure.actblue.com/donate/qasi

@ScottSoCal @AnotherDayInHell my joke last week is that FL is going to let barbers practice medicine again, with leeches and bleeding.

I feel like the helping professional communities have long tip-toed around not pissing off religion. They remain ever neutral and egalitarian and milquetoast about the harmful effects of religion. This needs to stop, because the most vocal religions around here are certainly not gentle on their attitudes towards the mental health profession OR sex positivity. #ReligiousTrauma #exmo #Exmormon #exvangelical

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THE POWER OF WORDS
from LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com

Republicans don't say they hate gay people.
β€”They say groomers.
β€”They say pedophiles.

Republicans don't say they hate Jews.
β€”They say Soros.
β€”They say New World Order.

Republicans don't say they hate black people.
β€”They say thugs.
β€”They say looters.

Republicans don't say they hate Hispanic people.
β€”They say illegals.
β€”They say animals.

Republicans don't say they hate women.
β€”They say sluts.
β€”They say femoids.

Republicans don't say they hate democracy.
β€”They say cancel woke.
β€”They say radical left.

Be very, very careful of any group deliberately using dehumanizing language. Because eventually, when they do finally come for you and everyone you've ever loved...
They won't say they hate you.
β€”They won't have to say anything at all.

I wonder how much longer we have as society before general understanding of basic science has devolved back to reading entrails and burning witches?

#science #iwonder #nostupidquestions #showerthoughts

Internet Archive now has a menstruation information and history library, since we now live in a world with Florida bill 1069, which bans the mention of periods before sixth grade in Florida public schools.

Library is universally available:

archive.org/details/menstruati

i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right

On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass delivered his greatest speech, "What to the Slave is the 4th of July?" Resonating with principles of freedom & equality, this speech was a powerful indictment of American hypocrisy & moral decay, as a nation simultaneously celebrated freedom while it enslaved millions. He compelled white Americans to confront the inherent moral contradictions in their society or face dire consequences.

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#BlackMastodon
#Histodons #History

@blackmastodon@a.gup.pe @BlackMastodon@chirp.social

I am still laughing that the Moms For Liberty are now being called the Minivan Taliban. 😹

@ashleyspencer @actuallyautistic are you telling me playing with zippers is not something everyone enjoys?

@homelessjun @Mystile @Kerendith @actuallyautistic yeah I feel ya and I shouldn't be so flippant about it. I spend a ridiculous amount of my time fearing the next meltdown and attempting in vain to avoid it. They come with the territory. I want to feel ok to be me though. Meltdowns should be like a REALLY bad sneeze. It happens and everyone should just move on and I feel loads better. I think it's the baggage that scares me most. Urgh.

Dear Jim,
Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.
Thanks,
otakukuma

@ScottSoCal

If I speak about Belgian waffles, then waffles from Brussels will start a fight with the waffles of Liege to decide which one is tastier.

Brussels sprouts will sue me because I do not want to talk about them to avoid bad memories to resurface from people.

Belgian beers are too many and I will forget some and be accused of discrimination. Beers are susceptible.

Will have to speak about cultural appropriation as French fries come from Belgium.

Too risky ! Way too risky !

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