ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

Ever had sex while camping?

It’s fucking in tents!

@ScottSoCal @LizardSF https://giphy.com/gifs/mlxlN37Do4nIY

A Modest Proposal

@MariaHill

As a super liberal who is surrounded by super liberals, not one time has anyone ever identified gas stoves as our next hill to do battle.
We’re all still caught up with disenfranchised voters and the right to our bodily privacy etc.

The year is 2072, civilization has been wiped out. Only small pockets of humanity remain. But in the dark back kitchen of a former Olive Garden® the Never-Ending Pasta Bowls® are bubbling over with Ravioli, Penne and Stuffed Shells.

I'd feel hella awkward tagging Neil Gaiman to tell him I read his book. But just every other author I enjoy, I quietly check to see if they're on mastodon because I want to give a fist bump. No luck yet!
Is there an author index somewhere?

#bookstodon #authors

No, America, I'm not mad.
More completely disappointed.

#thinkingcap

I kinda liked it better when racists were ashamed and stayed in the closet.

I don’t know about you all, but every time I see a picture of #GeorgeSantos, I get *serial killer vibes*.

I know, I know. It’s just my own prejudices and biases… But yeah, serial killer all the way… 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

#USPolitics #Politics #humor #SerialKillerVibes

“Daddy what is this cable?”

“Oh that’s called a parallel cable. A DB-25 if I remember correctly.”

“What do you use it for?”

“Literally nothing.”

“Are you going to throw it away then?”

“Absolutely not.”

I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.
It was most excellent.

Day 15 #ArtJanuaryCalendar, oil on canvas, #boots and #wine #artist #ArtistsOfMastodon #MastoArt #cowboys

MEME:
Nazis are the enemy
They will always be the enemy

FOX NEWS: “It’s so SHOCKINGLY ILLEGAL for Twitter to kill a story about Hunter Biden to help a candidate!!!”

ALSO FOX NEWS:

That fucker just ate a car!

#Tremors

This dual cat photo/selfie came out exactly as planned. I was cat-sitting Poppy when I noticed she was intrigued by the shutter clicks of my camera. So I put the camera on the balcony ledge she liked to balance on, used a remote trigger app on my phone. Put my head between Poppy and the camera and the remote trigger in my hand and started clicking away.

#cat #catphotography #pet #petphotography #selfie #photography #petportrait #adventuresincatsitting

The "dachshund with the pearl earring" - whether Jan Vermeer would celebrate it as much as I did ;-)

If you Want to See more Attractive Dachshund art Visit my Etsy Shop (10% Discount) link in the Profile Bio...

#mastodon #art #digital_art #dogs #dog #dachshund_art #photography #FollowFriday #pinting #dachshundsofmastodon
#dachshundpuppy #dachshund_world #dachshund_feature #dachshundnation

Just binged a couple of seasons of MasterChef and realised I need to up my game.

Follow me for more recipes.