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Be with someone who treats you well every day of the year.

npr.org/2023/02/14/1156642544/

In other words, they are CHRISTIAN FASCISTS, who do not understand jack shit about our origins or the Constitution. Boo hiss.

"Researchers found that more than half of Republicans believe the country should be a strictly Christian nation, either adhering to the ideals of Christian nationalism (21%) or sympathizing with those views (33%)."

I promise you, this is not a weird little rubber desert island toy for smurfs, complete with coconut trees.

It's a liverwort which I just found growing between some paving stones behind our house. It must be...2cm (3/4") high?

#Macro #MacroPhotography #Liverwort

Drinking 

Oh! One other memory of when my mom was in hospice.

My mom never drank alcohol, but in her last week, she suddenly said she wanted a beer and asked me to go to the store to buy some.

I was totally in shock, but also thinking β€œwho am I to deprive this dying woman of her last wish to drink a beer?” so I went to the store and grabbed a sampler pack of beer.

I headed back and asked her which one she wanted to try and she laughed and said:

β€œOh, I don’t want a beer. I just thought you and your dad could each have one so you could stop being so uptight and SERIOUS about everything.”

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β€œSo what are you going to do?”
β€œAsk my boss for a raise.”
β€œBecause what are you?”
β€œI’m a pelican.”
β€œAnd not a...”
β€œPelican’t.”
β€œThat’s right.”
β€œThanks Marty, I really needed that.”
β€œNo problem, buddy.”

Feeling about 80% better today so managed the giddy heights of a 4 mile walk along the valley between Starbotton and Kettlewell. Lovely stuff as always, and the sun even came out for an authentic springlike experience in parts.

#photography #landscapePhotography #yorkshireDales #phonePics

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Helllooooo old friends, news sources, favorite pundits and other fellow expats from the Bird app. I closed my Twitter & lost touch with my almost 4000 carefully curated followers the day Musk took over. Here for the politics (I'm blue), the punditry, random travel & wildlife photography, and of course, the inevitable comedy. Cheers!

It is obscene that governments effectively require people to have internet connectivity to be able to function in society but abdicate responsibility for ensuring that people actually have that and delegate it to for-profit enterprises instead

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign

Happy 32nd Birthday to #Lemmings - still my favourite game I've ever worked on.

And to those who worked on it.

@snap2grid, Russell Kay, Dave Jones, Scott Johnston, Tim Wright, Gary Timmons, Brian Watson

You can read about it - and look at more pics, over on my website.

lemmings.info/

Happy valentine's day! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš”β™₯️

*struggling to make conversation at a strip club*

Me: Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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