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I'm singin' in arraign
Just singin' in arraign
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again.

I finally have the definitive answer to the question that's consumed philosophers throughout history: how many engineers does it take to put a shock sensor on a package?

5 of them. That's how many. And watching them through a webcam while they analyze precise locations, angles, and proximity to anything that might accidentally trip them is like watching the 3 (5?) Stooges.

Just in case anyone thought the Murdoch family's Fox "News" was even slightly chastened by having to pay >$800 million for its lies about the 2020 election, it characterized Biden as a "wannabe dictator".

If you subscribe to cable or satellite TV, or an online equivalent, you are sending money to this evil company every month.

Please cancel and tell them they show contempt for our democracy by carrying this toxic waste.

@drmaddkap *WE ARE CANADIAN BORG*

*RESISTANCE WOULD BE IMPOLITE*

*PLEASE WAIT TO BE ASSIMILATED*

*Pour l'assimilation en franΓ§ais, veuillez appuyer sur le numΓ©ro 2 *

The democrats should propose a bill that nobody convicted of a felony can run for president and watch the GOP squirm as to why a felon should be unable to vote but eligible to run for president.

The former president of the United States ripped off Americas very top secrets and sold them to our arch enemies. THINK ABOUT THAT.

We're seeing a large influx of new users, so here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.

2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.

Republicans are the party of government overreach. They want to control what you read and think, your sex life, and, if you need an abortion or are transgender, whether you can obtain necessary medical care.

I’m with the party that wants to protect those freedoms for all of us along with the freedom to read. #ElectDemocrats

Illinois Protects Libraries From Book Bans, First of Its Kind –
rollingstone.com/politics/poli

Republicans are mostly closing ranks behind Trump. Again. Are they choosing β€œpartisanship over country”? This framing actually underestimates how deep the rift is that defines the political conflict: Rightwingers have decided that they *are* the country, everyone else is an enemy. 1/

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Skye: Okay BunMum, I know it’s been a long week- I just had a nap and am nice and refreshed. I’ll finish the annual report off for you today! πŸ’» πŸ‡

Satori: Uhhh thanks Skye, I think I’ll be okay, no need for you to…

This is Walter, named for Walter Payton of the Chicago Bears. It’s a 1966 Chevy half ton pickup truck purchased for $360 by my oldest son Ryan in 2000 when we lived in Kansas. He was 14, had his learner’s permit and had money he earned delivering newspapers and mowing lawns. I had to teach him the fine art of shifting a β€œthree on the tree.” After Ryan was KIA in Iraq, Walter was restored to how Ryan planned to have it done. I take it to car shows when possible because my boy would if he could.

The GOP are calling for Biden to pardon Trump.

Why?

Would Trump do the same if their roles were reversed? Ahhhhh, Hell no.

I can’t believe the gaul of this guy, putting this plate on any car other than the Audi A2.

Ejaculation - The old way.

E-jaculation - The new way.

Everyone’s saying β€œchyron” today as though yesterday they didn’t think it was the alien enemy from Battlestar Galactica.

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