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the two genders 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
Just be happy I don't want to go into the other movies in the series. *laugh*

@catgirl
*also gives physical affection, initially in the form of hugs and head pettins?*

Oh no, Carmen Sandiego has stolen the concept of ownership!

Profanity 

Holy fuck I've done over 1000 posts on this profile? How?

lewd, actually kinda hot take, please don't get mad at me 

@bootsy I for one am happy this is being talked about, I’m tired of friends of mine living in fear of being branded as pedophiles for having feelings like this.

lewd as heck, kink, underage past mention 

@bloatware @LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social
The first two were when I was 14 (16 year old first girlfriend), and the third when I was 16.

lewd as heck, kink 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social @bloatware
"Late to the party." I can pretty much say that about everything regarding my sexuality except for straight sex, anal, and liking guys.

lewd as heck, kink 

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social @bloatware
Oh god this reminds me that there's such a thing as an ovipositor sex toy.
primalhardwere.com/category/ov

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
I failed to point out that Fantastic Beasts is a Harry Potter spinoff, set I believe in the 1920s.

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Or both, possibly, so I'll explain the less-obvious parts.
Gates doesn't yet have a son, but a third movie could introduce him. (Or her.)
In the spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the setting is New York. American wizards and witches call their non-magic brethren "No-Majes," or "No-Maj" for singular.

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Like I said... I like the movie. So sue me for liking a bad movie without it being so bad it's good.

Plus, it's got a Magic: The Gathering reference in it.

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
And if Ben becomes a wizard, does he then act like his character in The Sorcerer's Apprentice?

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Does Ben become a wizard, or his son, or does the Hogwarts and MoM staffs call him a Muggle, with him correcting it to No-Maj?

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