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notice to my friends in tech: please do not build parental control software. please consider how the software you’re working on could be used for abuse. please be responsible.
birdsite, capitalism, Elon Musk, funny (imo)
My profile on the birdsite explicitly calls Capitalism my enemy, btw... so... I don't know what the fuck that dude's deal was.
Blocked him now.
birdsite, capitalism, Elon Musk, funny (imo)
So this dude just started following on the birdsite 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Oh, and I forgot to mention it's 80% filler, 90% if you don't count the two good episodes.
It's like they took two episodes and stretched them out into a season by adding bullshit that is later undone without any consequences.
I finished #LegendOfKorra Season 2... and... UUUUUGH.
It's so VERY VERY BAD.
I don't remember the last time I consumed such an abysmal piece of media.
There are two good episodes in the middle ("The Beginning, Pt. 1 & 2), but the rest is complete shit, 100% skippable.
It makes no sense, is out of character, has horrible dialogue, continuity errors, and so so so much bullshit hand-waving instead of plot.
It has no redeeming features. Take the two good episodes in isolation and trash the rest.
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I would like to play #Rippers, a myth-mashup, alt-history #RPG, which I own pretty much everything of.
Buuuut, the game assumes that you play as Victorian English-people (and their European allies and foes) who go around to all the colonies where they link up with other colonizers to fight mythological (often indigenous) evil...
I need to think of a way to turn this on it's head... while still having white European players... 😓
selfie, eye contact
I know the pictures aren't actually in my bathroom. My bathroom is a mess, so I took the picture somewhere else.
I also took time to shave my face and brush my hair. Because I'm vain 😉
selfie, eye contact
INT. TOBI'S APARTMENT - BATHROOM - DAY
TOBI stands in front of their sink and bathroom mirror, shaving the left side of their head while perfectly lipsyncing DAFT PUNK'S "HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER".
TOBI
(addressing the viewer)
Now mind you, my hair will be a lot fluffier once it's dry!
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Anybody want to figure out what that would sound like? 😂
It's apparently also "precision machined to fit any 3.5mm audio jack or aux-in port".
So... apparently this headphone cable they want to sell me makes my music sound... uh... different?
I can't imagine this sounding GOOD, though!
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i'm a little square wave short and stout
this is my pulse rate, this's my line out
when you play a synth lead hear me shout
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Mastodon Tips
Privacy and Mastodon!
Remember, that anything you post to Mastodon, including private posts and DMs, is technically visible to the admins of your instance and the instances of people you tag in those posts.
It's not that there's an easy page to view the toots. Just that it's there for someone that wants to dig into the database enough to find them.
Be cautious not to share sensitive information!
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capitalism / the law
always remember "punishable with a fine" means "legal for rich people"
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(traditional) tabletop roleplaying
in response to a question about a problematic player:
"We had to explain the social contract of traditional RPGs to him.
There are a few things expected of all PCs:
‣ PCs are expected to get along to some degree
‣ PCs will (in the gross majority of cases) not willfully act against the party
‣ PCs generally give other PCs the benefit of the doubt
‣ PCs will buy-in (to the game and the collective story)"
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pshhh... it's me again.
If you like, pay attention to your next breath. Don't do anything to it, just observe how it feels at the tip of your nose. Is it deep? shallow? short? long? energetic? lethargic?
What ever it is that's fine. Observe 10 more. Try to focus on your breathing without changing it.
Your mind will wander off instantly, that's ok. Just return to you breath.
If you need some grounding throughout the day, that's what you can do for yourself. All you need is you.
Amidst the chaos, kids, co workers, loudness, stillness. You are not alone. You have got your breath with you all the time.
Enjoy your ☕
If you like, pay attention to your next breath. Don't do anything to it, just observe how it feels at the tip of your nose. Is it deep? shallow? short? long? energetic? lethargic?
What ever it is that's fine. Observe 10 more. Try to focus on your breathing without changing it.
Your mind will wander off instantly, that's ok. Just return to you breath.
If you need some grounding throughout the day, that's what you can do for yourself. All you need is you.
Amidst the chaos, kids, co workers, loudness, stillness. You are not alone. You have got your breath with you all the time.
Enjoy your ☕
Okey, here's a theory for why Disney is pushing Kylo Ren especially.
They want to establish Star Wars as "Disney Princesses For Boys", but out of the human, young characters Kylo is the only one who's white and male, and because they're still racist, misogynist shitheads that's the character they push on all the boys.
