bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

@maple dang.

Wish I could help.

You ever feel touch starved? Just wanting someone to hug and hold you?

Cause that's how I feel right now.

nice

New on the Secret Area: Homefront is a bad first-person shooter.

It's also a game with ridiculous amounts of product placement.

I decided to document all the ones I saw.

https://youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/2018/12/06/homefront-product-placement/

While I didn't get a lot done today, I did write about 1,700 words about how a game had ridiculous amounts of product placement.

It'll be interesting once I post it tomorrow.

I always feel bad when I post something and don't advertise it on mastodon until like, weeks later.

I'm not deliberately ignoring y'all, I'm just too used to the auto-share thing on other social media sites.

Something I totally forgot to post from a couple weeks back:

Did you know people are still playing Call of Duty 4's multiplayer on PC in 2018? I talk about the simplicity of COD4's multiplayer and the quirkiness of the PC version.

https://youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/2018/11/19/call-of-duty-4-multiplayer-pc-in-2018/

@maple

I'm playing Homefront, a really bad Call of Duty knockoff that pretty much killed THQ, and I totally forgot there's a fuckton of brands in the game:

- NOS and Full Throttle vending machines
- A mission takes place in a TigerDirect store
- At one point you shoot enemies from a Hooters
- There's Jansport, Pabst Blue Ribbon and other ads strewn about
- Finally, you walk into more than one White Castle. One of characters mentions it *by name* in game.

Christ, this game.

@maple cuuute

@revenant ❤️? more like 💔

@maple hug. *hugs*

hoo boy I totally hate days where I don't do anything and be lazy, feels like I'm bringing people down when I do that