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it's barely the 3rd and already we have the Very Worst Take of May

I just found out an old friend from an IRC community, whom I haven't talked to in *years*, is trans.

🎶 All my friends are trans 🎵

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Today is National Law Day, a day dedicated to the criminal justice system.

Which must mean tomorrow must be National Order Day. Gotta have both, after all.

@maple bring 👏 back 👏 phone 👏keyboards 👏👏👏

Sup dawg I herd u like chocolate so we put chocolate in ur chocolate so u can choco while u late

selfie, eye contact 

@maple that's a good look :maplepat:

Love to wake up and feel all snuggly yet have no one to snuggle up to :blobfrown:

I'm probably one of the few people willing to take a joke and have it reference to a game show, even if I'm the only one who would find it funny.

My hair's getting long enough to hit my shoulders.

I should probably get it cut, but meh

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@KS that sounded awful. So glad you kept with it as affection's pretty great.

I think I should pimp my ko-fi and patreon more so I can feel comfort that people wanna give me money for writing dumb shit

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New on the Secret Area: I write about one of my favorite multiplayer modes: Gun Game!

A fun mode where mastering your weapon is just as important than pure skill.

asecretarea.com/2019/04/25/gun

@revenant bonus if that segues into the "BILL BILL BILL BILL" loop and never ends

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