bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

welp, I guess it's okay to pirate Ion Fury again.

https://twitter.com/miscu_/status/1165985790381502464

New on the Secret Area: I plunge back into the world of eurojank with Alpha Prime, a mid-2000s Czech FPS that's... interesting. https://asecretarea.com/2019/08/24/alpha-prime-pc/

wanna snug cuties...

Might as well try taking selfies and see if people like my looks, I guess

@revenant happy happy

@syrup gosh you're cute and hot >///>

Day three of being sick.

Really wish I was a little better. :/

Updated an old blog post about Chaser, a eurojank shooter. I had been thinking about it again recently after playing Alpha Prime, another eurojank shooter.

I feel bad having to use that term, but there were a *lot* of games in the 2000s that had their heart in the right place, just not enough polish to be amazing.

Still have a soft spot for them, though. They give experiences no major AAA game can give me, that's for sure.

@maple *hughughughug*

only nerds Constantly Online will get this:

(opening riff)

@revenant there's a part of me that wants to know the story, and another part that would rather not ask.

I'm conflicted.

I got like several episodes of Card Sharks, Press Your Luck and other game shows on my DVR that I should watch.

Those shows are quite alright.

I tried to finish Red Faction Armageddon, only for it to crash as I exited a level with the main character saying "This better not lead to the garbage dump."

Didn't think the game would dunk itself.