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@revenant Something tells me this guy has some rather unpleasant obsessions.

@squirrel you know, I honestly expected it to go full 1.0 aesthetic, complete with loud-sounding MIDIs autoplaying and a gif/image to send email or sign a guestbook. :P

@squirrel The funny thing is I did a double-take the first time I looked at the page. Hence my reply.

(I have since turned off cloud-to-butt plus because the joke's not really funny anymore.)

It's 5:30am and I'm just now having dinner.

What is wrong with me

playing a game with those boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing 

I guess I associate this kind of game with the kind who publicly talk about their "waifus" without any sense of irony or shame about it.

Those people have *guts*, at least.

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playing a game with those boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing 

So I played a bit of Gal-Gun: Double Peace because I was morbidly curious.

On one hand, it's a fairly simple light gun shooter.

On the other hand, the game really goes hard on the panty shots and being pretty damn perverted.

I feel weird about it because I was thinking "haha this would be a laugh to play" but I'm legit weirded out by it.

I don't know how to feel right now.

Did you know being sick sucks???

It really sucks.

All the dumb or interesting mods I've downloaded over the years makes me wanna stream them just to see how goofy they would all be.

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So I was cleaning my downloads folder to remove junk I didn't need and I found out I downloaded a Half-Life mod where the scientists became ferrets.

I am not joking: youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0Yllx97M

bev! boosted

tired: faulting "lazy devs"
wired: faulting "meddling executives"

@squirrel I know right? Cutest is accurate, clown is not.

Also feel free to talk to me about game shows or something, I'm kind of a nerd on that front, idc

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Been sleeping too much today.

In my dreams, I was watching my idea of a Monopoly game show air.

Now that I'm awake it was probably a terrible idea and Monopoly should never be made into a game show ever again.

Oh boy, another Windows Update!

Time to turn Stereo Mix back on!

Time to put Loudness Equalization on my speakers!

Time to put digital vibrance back to 100% so everything doesn't look dull!

Why the fuck do these always get reset?

Also JESUS CHRIST THAT WEIRD AL ALBUM IS GONNA BE TWENTY YEARS OLD NEXT YEAR.

WHAT THE FUCK I REMEMBER BUYING THAT WHEN IT WAS *NEW*.

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Listening to Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums" is amusing because there's a lot of dated references but a few things that are still relevant 19 years after the original release.

dreams, accidents, violence 

Woke up from a dream where me and my partner were roaming around a country area looking for @squirrel and another friend.

At one point we hijacked a bus to get to maple's place, where my partner then got hit by a police car and got disoriented as we walked the rest of the way to some hospital cafeteria.

After we got some cookie dough ice cream on a pie, I woke up.

Nyquil dreams are *weird*.

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