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the 2 genders: bakugo and bakugo's literally identical mom

I just saw a Resetera thread where somebody praised Resident Evil 6 and said it's like if Capcom made a Platinum game.

I am at a loss of words.

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I'd love to have a lot of productivity, even if it meant making goofball stuff like the fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig.

currently stuck in my head: that acoustic guitar part in A-ha's Take on Me

Also I totally found out there was a table called Goin' Nuts and involves squirrels which is totally me.

Or @maple.

Or both, I'm okay with sharing.

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Buying four seasons of The Pinball Arcade before most of the tables disappear might be a bit steep, but I couldn't say no to playing stuff like Black Knight 2000 before it disappears.

Somebody in a discord asked if Penny Arcade is still cool.

I just responded with Tycho's really-stupid screed about Visceral Games that was basically Penny Arcade's version of "We're gamers, don't FUCK WITH US."

death, family 

I realized it's been two years to the day my mom passed away from cancer.

I feel more empty as a result.

Man, I honestly thought my day was gonna be boring and unremarkable, but then I get some random straight boy texting me thinking I'm some chick he's trying to lay.

Like it is the most straight boy-ass pick up line and I'm just laughing hysterically here.

earworm, referencing a semi-gross meme 

I finally watched that "fingers in his ass" video that's been making the rounds.

that song mashup is now in my goddamn head.

birdsite, minor annoyance 

oh hey there's this cool furry on birdsite who gives cool threads about things, I'll give em a follow-

"GRAHAM LINEHAN IS A TERF GRAHAM LINEHAN IS A TERF GRAHAM LINEHAN IS A TERF"

oh my god SO ANNOYING *unfollows*

I swear I thought it was Stickerbrush Symphony but I keep seeing it as Stickerbush everywhere.

Is this some Mandela Effect bullshit

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The most heated debate in history:

Is it "Stickerbrush" Symphony or "Stickerbush" Symphony

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And if you want to give a person who writes about random video game junk some money (for some reason), you can do so here:

ko-fi.com/tonicbh

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In lieu of writing something quirky, I decided to review a game I played earlier this year.

Ever wanted to read how a company rebooted a well-known franchise, and basically destroyed it in the process? Look no further than Medal of Honor 2010.

youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/

oh god I just realized why trans/nb people like sylveon

it's cause their colors are the trans flag :flag_transgender:

I feel SO STUPID

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