bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

reminder that black knight 2000 has dope-ass music for a pinball game

(extremely MC Hammer voice) U can't drive this

is it dumb that I like this game because of the title https://store.steampowered.com/app/466980

help, that one saxophone hook from foreigner's urgent is stuck in my head and I Can't Get It Out.

GDQ needs to start telling people "STOP CALLING HER COSMO, STOP REFERRING TO NARCISSA AS A HE EVEN IN PAST TENSE."

This is not hard, people.

2:30AM is the perfect time to listen to old-ass TV show theme songs you have on a youtube playlist.

better than sleeping.

current mood: that weird ambient music that's in the DOS Wayne's World game.

I blame pushinguproses for introducing me to that dumb ditty.

I just saw a Resetera thread where somebody praised Resident Evil 6 and said it's like if Capcom made a Platinum game.

I am at a loss of words.

I'd love to have a lot of productivity, even if it meant making goofball stuff like the fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig.

currently stuck in my head: that acoustic guitar part in A-ha's Take on Me

more squirrels in games, please

Also I totally found out there was a table called Goin' Nuts and involves squirrels which is totally me.

Or @maple.

Or both, I'm okay with sharing.

Buying four seasons of The Pinball Arcade before most of the tables disappear might be a bit steep, but I couldn't say no to playing stuff like Black Knight 2000 before it disappears.

the answer, for those wondering, is no.

Somebody in a discord asked if Penny Arcade is still cool.

I just responded with Tycho's really-stupid screed about Visceral Games that was basically Penny Arcade's version of "We're gamers, don't FUCK WITH US."

I realized it's been two years to the day my mom passed away from cancer.

I feel more empty as a result.

Man, I honestly thought my day was gonna be boring and unremarkable, but then I get some random straight boy texting me thinking I'm some chick he's trying to lay.

Like it is the most straight boy-ass pick up line and I'm just laughing hysterically here.

I finally watched that "fingers in his ass" video that's been making the rounds.

that song mashup is now in my goddamn head.