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The Boys are Back in Town is currently playing on my MP3 collection and it immediately made me think of the Twitter bot that just spams lyrics from that song every half hour.

[opening riff]

politics, sports 

seeing people destroy their Nike-branded stuff because Colin Kaepernick is part of their new campaign is the greatest "owning the libs" I've seen in a long while. :blobrofl:

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lifetime ban from The Mall because i wouldn't stop referring to the stores as "Brick and Morty"

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Finding out that Classic Concentration is coming to Buzzr floors me because that was one of those "holy grail, almost impossible to get" kind of shows.

The other being The Price Is Right.

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Please give @maple a hand in keeping computerfairi.es afloat: patreon.com/maple_syrup (recurring) or ko-fi.com/squirrel (one-time)

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The Discourse with normal people: Politics, current events, etc.

The Discourse with retro gamers: Which is the better Aladdin game

gender, clothes, inquiry 

how do trans people get clothes without feeling embarrassment or getting really nervous about it?

It's one of those things I can't get over.

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Listening to The Eagles' Journey of the Sorcerer on headphones at a high volume at 4AM just seems apt.

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Wilw 

I wrote a thread on twitter contextualizing why wil was driven off mastodon in case you're interesting. tl;dr he like, made trans people homeless and destroyed lives materially. not just a run of the mill insensitive bigot.

twitter.com/DataPup_/status/10

TV and movies have ruined Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On" for me.

A shame, because it's a good song otherwise.

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Proposed: any time some rando comes into your mentions to explain something you already know, reply with "Thanks, Clippy."

I mean, I did get some stuff around the house done, but I'm annoyed that I couldn't get all the stuff I wanted done.

Like my own self care.

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You know what's worse than :battery_low:? Having it go :battery_empty: by the middle of the day, and not enough energy or time to recharge.

bleh.

of all the songs stuck in my head right now, 300MB by Neil Cicierega is not really one I was asking for.

That moment in my brain where I start wondering why I never wear jeans.

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spatula.city the new instance where you're only allowed to post about weird al

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