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I'm not saying we live in the dumbest timeline, but these are all recent headlines.

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Playing Modern Warfare II while the Jeopardy! theme is playing hits kinda different ngl

yesterday me and my partner went to a place to get proper bra fittings since we hadn't done so ever.

honestly feels good to have like, a bra size to look out for when shopping now

selfie, eye contact 

I've had this shirt for a while and I'm bummed no one's gotten the reference 😔

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getting doom to run on a toaster is cool or whatever. but what the actual 10-year-old me wanted was to be able to run half-life on my pentium 120 MHz at a reasonable frame rate without shrinking the rendered screen area down to the size of a postage stamp

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taking out the recycling bins and still seeing a small amount of daylight left at 9PM.

it was calm and serene in a way I liked.

there's something about these kind of nights that I really like, in a way I can't easily describe yet.

nothing is more frustrating than seeing people posting their live reactions of a games press conference on social media.

like, there's no stream chat or voice call you can do that instead so I can like, actually be able to see cool things on social media??

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turns out changing out an old phone you've had since 2017 (an LG K10) for a more recent phone (a Google Pixel 6a) makes a big difference in terms of phone usage.

Things are smooth! and responsive!

I can play games on this damn thing now!

feels pretty good tbh

the easiest way to make me happy is complimenting me

alternatively: a cinnamon roll

social anxiety vent 

if there's *anything* I want to get better at, it's having one-on-one conversations with folks and not just posting on group chats.

it's hard for me to get out of that mindset of "I only need to message someone if I need to ask them for something", though.

is there a trick to socializing that I'm missing?

Another month passes by and I got more cash from the folks who support my Patreon.

It always amazes me that there's people that care about my stuff enough to throw a buck or two my way, honestly.

If you wanna be one of those, check my Patreon here: patreon.com/youfoundasecretare

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Cool tip for queer people this month: “if someone doesn’t think you’re a person, you don’t have to be nice to them”

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21 months and I think I'm looking alright.

television copaganda 

found out that World's Wildest Police Videos is on YouTube and have been casually rewatching them.

That was one show that I used to watch a lot, primarily because of the shocking content.

Nowadays it's a bit of a harder watch, especially when some of the police's actions are lauded and praised.

It's a thing that could potentially work as an essay about how prevalent cop shows were in the 1990s...

hey if I want to listen to elvis costello and the attractions' "(I don't want to go to) Chelsea" on loop for a half hour I should be allowed to without being shamed for it

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I used to have a foobar2000 plugin that kept count of the number of times I played a song.

downside is this got me to like, feel ashamed for listening to the same song for an hour

so I'm glad it broke when I updated foobar2000 to 2.0, I don't need that guilt.

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