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politics, rich businessmen 

Is it bad that I don't like certain businessmen like Elon Musk?

There's possibly good *intentions*, but they're still rich assholes who use the labor of hard workers as a throne so they can be treated like gods.

Eat the rich.

You work at a video games website assisting in content for like eight years, continuing your work freelance and *that's* the thing you get famous for: A dumb reaction gif.

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I just found out Drew Scanlon's on Good Morning America because of the dumb blinking white guy meme and that's gotta be the most surreal thing ever

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pro tipz:

- mining shitcoin in the browser is laughably inefficient
- it eats your computer resources & requires your computer run at 100%
- no more throttling your CPU when you're idling it reading a webpage
- this in turn drains batteries and heats components, reducing lifespan
- turns your device into a short-lived glorified heater for literal pennies of profit

the only place buttcoins, buttcoin miners, and people who love the prior to belong is in the garbage

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New on the Secret Area: Let's wrap up 2017 with... a review of an album of punk rock covers for a Tony Hawk game.

Check it here: youfoundasecret.wordpress.com/

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boost this if you got a crush on me or you like chocolate pudding

facespace decided to remind me that on this day last year, "We Are Number One" was stuck in my head.

And now it's stuck in my head again. God damn it.

On the bright side, my birthday's next month so if I have second thoughts I'll get one anyway. :V

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soreness, pain 

It's been two days since I've done anything substantial and my pain has now moved up to migraine status.

It doesn't help I practically covered myself in any heat source I had, which probably made it worse.

I've officially entered the life of an adult, where my christmas goodies consist more of useful things rather than toys.

This sucks. :P

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My christmas wishlist so far consist of underwear, socks, a new hairbrush and a river otter plush.

I keep considering a video game system but I already got enough games so I have to keep telling myself "No, you don't need that PS4 or Xbox One, dude."

Oops, I slept too much today and didn't really do a whole lot.

I need to convince myself that's okay sometimes.

Hey let's get cozy in front of a fireplace. Make ourselves feel better.

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Dakota McFadzean made the only necessary Ready Player One take years ago, and his retweet of my tweet about it pretty much proves something like RPO was precisely what he was referring to mastodon.social/media/p_elkqjb

losing cats 

Update:

The other cat just showed up out of nowhere, drinking water and being at her usual spot near the fireplace.

What a sneaky SOB.

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losing cats 

Man, I just lost a 19-year-old cat after a long illness a few days ago.

Now the other, just-as-old cat has gone missing. None of our cats are outside cats (not since we got our youngest), so me and my dad think she bolted outside when we weren't looking.

Two cats within several days of each other. I can't fuckin' deal with this shit.

That moment when you think you said something on birdsite as a good argument on why you can't call representatives regarding Net Neutrality, but then you realized it makes you look like a selfish ass.

I felt so bad that I deleted the thread. I fucked up.

Bleh.

It weirds me out every time I hear "Please Come Home for Christmas" because it sounds so similar to The Beatles' "Oh! Darling" that I fully expect Paul McCartney to belt out "WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T NEED ME ANYMORE" at any moment when I hear the former.

So I cleaned a room at a neighbor's place and stacked some wood.

I'm dead tired now. x-x

First vagina bones, then the Xenoblade ice lady, now this PUBG controversy.

The gamers are at it again, folks.

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