bev! @TonicBH@computerfairi.es

So I was cleaning my downloads folder to remove junk I didn't need and I found out I downloaded a Half-Life mod where the scientists became ferrets.

I am not joking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ0Yllx97Mw

But I thought Squirrel Appreciation Day was every day??

https://computerfairi.es/media/Xtv0GbXLGghbfOTKx6I

Also feel free to talk to me about game shows or something, I'm kind of a nerd on that front, idc

Been sleeping too much today.

In my dreams, I was watching my idea of a Monopoly game show air.

Now that I'm awake it was probably a terrible idea and Monopoly should never be made into a game show ever again.

Oh boy, another Windows Update!

Time to turn Stereo Mix back on!

Time to put Loudness Equalization on my speakers!

Time to put digital vibrance back to 100% so everything doesn't look dull!

Why the fuck do these always get reset?

Also JESUS CHRIST THAT WEIRD AL ALBUM IS GONNA BE TWENTY YEARS OLD NEXT YEAR.

WHAT THE FUCK I REMEMBER BUYING THAT WHEN IT WAS *NEW*.

Listening to Weird Al's "It's All About the Pentiums" is amusing because there's a lot of dated references but a few things that are still relevant 19 years after the original release.

Woke up from a dream where me and my partner were roaming around a country area looking for @squirrel and another friend.

At one point we hijacked a bus to get to maple's place, where my partner then got hit by a police car and got disoriented as we walked the rest of the way to some hospital cafeteria.

After we got some cookie dough ice cream on a pie, I woke up.

Nyquil dreams are *weird*.

For some reason this reminds me of the time when somebody joined TCRF to pimp his dumb video review on a game on said game's article and got banned for it.

Then the staff dug a bit deeper and turns out he was basically one of those SEO marketing dirtbags.

Bonus annoyance: The host (and said friend) is clearly going full hog on the "podcast network" bandwagon.

Like when the Feral Audio fiasco happened, he was subtly hinting at shows from there to come to his network.

It just feels like SEO brand garbage and it makes me ill.

Even ignoring the co-host change, the quality has taken a significant dip. It's a bummer, really.

This is primarily because the main host had a falling out with one of his previous co-hosts for doing a more popular podcast (with Dana Snyder) so he decided to get a new host and resume as if nothing really happened.

The new co-host ain't bad but the only reason I used to listen to the show was because of the previous co-host.

I'm listening to a friend's podcast whom I've been listening to for years and there's lots of problems about it that annoys me.

Hearing background noises (people drinking out of glasses), people's audio quality varies, 2+ minute long intros/outros, bad transitions to commercials...

The last few episodes had audible Skype notification sounds.

I wanna say to him "dude your podcast kinda sucks and needs improvement" but I'm not that harsh.

In the middle of the night while being sick I was listening to corny nu-metal from the early 2000s.

Now I got a portion of Nookie stuck in my head. Like a chump.

Controversial opinion: crispix is better than chex

Suddenly started thinking about that time Axl Rose asked for some reggae.

The thing I did was "ate a Cinnabon." I don't know how to replace a watch battery and I have no reason to buy a P-trap.

I don't know *why* this is the thing that comes to mind but here you go.

Today I have done one of the three things Hank Hill does while Peggy plays in that Boggle tournament.